Reviews for Cullen Hot Tub Truth or Dare!
Jasperspixie chapter 2 . 5/19/2013
Ok, so this is a bit wierd but for a random chapter suggestion if you want of course, the guys (maybe including Carlisle?) are dared to not touch their wives but they accidentally walk in on them while the girls are getting changed to go swimming or something. What happens and will they be able to keep their dare, especially since they are all in the same room together. Strange, what can I say! Love ur story have a nice day;D
Bob chapter 1 . 12/1/2012
I nearly pissed myself laughing
Miss awesome chapter 1 . 9/27/2012
Fuuuuuuunnnnnnny as hell
Krystal Jaymes chapter 2 . 8/16/2011
"FINE!" roared Emmett, and began entwining his leg with Jasper's. "So wrong, so wrong..." muttered a wincing Jasper... "So wrong... so wrong..."

"Star Six Seven, One Eight Hundred V-O-L, T-U-R-I," Jasper said aloud as he dialed.

"Wait, the Volturi have a hotline?" Bella asked incredulously.

"Of course they do," Emmett exclaimed. "How else would we get in touch with them?"

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA. I almost PIDDLED myself! Congrats on a funny story (: hahahhaha, hotline.
Clover chapter 1 . 12/3/2009
this is so good. The story and script was funny as hell! I really hope you have written ore of these types of stories ... This is nearly better then the twilight saga books themselves! lol
fanfictionuser1234 chapter 1 . 8/15/2009
lol the volturi have a hotline
bella chapter 1 . 8/4/2009
you need to write some more! your a twilight god!

xoxo mystery person
stolzybaby chapter 2 . 8/1/2009
i really like this story! please update as soon as you can! can't wait to read more!
PerfectDestiny chapter 1 . 5/10/2009
BAH! I LOVE THIS! The Volturi have a hotline. :)
theaccountwithnoname chapter 2 . 4/26/2009
you should really write more like that that was so funny ]
Madame Degrassi 2.0 chapter 2 . 12/8/2008
awesome fic very hilarious
GoldenStrawberry chapter 1 . 11/5/2008

“Star Six Seven, One Eight Hundred V-O-L, T-U-R-I,” Jasper said aloud as he dialed.

“Wait, the Volturi have a hotline?” Bella asked incredulously.

“Of course they do,” Emmett exclaimed. “How else would we get in touch with them?”

TheGrimLight chapter 1 . 10/17/2008
aweomse stroy!

** UPDATE! **
renesmee101 chapter 1 . 9/28/2008
this is really good plz update soon .
tammyxcullen chapter 2 . 8/30/2008

i love all of your stories

especially this one!

1 800 volturi?


please make the cullen sex ed

and make it SUPER funny

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