Oh, good golly! Oh! Ha, I was looking for something awesome and you just rocked my world! This was so funny, I actually laughed out loud, fer real.

Aherm...I should go.

Hee, thanks so much for the read! :)

Its her eyebrows! Why draw them on like a chola? Stupid Liara. Thank you so much for this. I want more Wrex love!

I CRIED. I REALLY DID.

I honestly want to put you in a box and keep you on my bookshelf. For not any book on such shelf is as funny as this... whatever it is...

I broke my chair from rocking back and forth. You even managed to pull a few ACTUAL 'knee-slappers' from me. Really... I slapped my knee... and then felt silly for doing so.

SWEET baby James, this was hilarious!

Lofl I agree with Drodjan. I cannot look at that turians name without dying XD

"Yes, like a regular geth... only super."

Why is this so funny? I guess it's because you and I are terrible people.

that was ridonk. and by ridonk I mean, of course, that it was an AWESOME STORY WRITTEN IN AWESOME INK DRIPPING WITH AWESOMESAUCE.

with a side of awesome.

oh my goodness, totally silly and AWESOME.

O_O WTF!

wow thats just wow

i got nothing

If only Mass effect gave me these options.

I'm going to go and laugh to death now. lol

Waha! Brilliant!

"Exactly, Commander"

And, hell yeah the women on the Normandy are annoying.

Not to be sexist to... well, myself, but jeese...

Paiing scared me

your the first author who thought Liara WASN'T sexy

Are you sure about Tali's voice? I can't place it either

oh my god that was amazing. This is probably the single funniest Mass Effect story I've ever read. and there are a lot of funny Mass Effect stories.

"Exactly Commander...".

xD So true!

I always thought Garrus's eyepatch was a saiyan scouter, but I may be wrong...

Lol, good story. Mildly disturbed by krogan testicles, but good story.