I really love this fic! I don't know how to say it but you're really able to write humor and pace the story so the punchline really sings. Honestly I think your fics are better then anything David Sedaris has done. Thanks for them x.

A grand finale

My brother broke his nose at least three times as well. Slipping on a rock crossing a stream. Holding his suitcases on a ferry to Luxembourg and a guy pickpocketed and then punched him in the face. The third I can't remember...

Oh Naruto...

Innuendos galore

Your writing just rings true. Always enjoy

Love it

Another chapter that should have been in the anime,, so good!
Itachi was perfect! He would take ages to 'warm' up to anyone. Well done

All very viable job options! Well done!

Hilarious

This should be the real story line... Bitter sweet.
And in a honesty Itachi should have gone insane just like this irl

This is a piece of diamond...
Better than gold .
And I actually watched a clip of a woman who was an obsessive coupon collector... She was actually really selfish and bought loads of processed foods just to get the discount and she couldn't actually use that huge amount of "food" she got
Anyway this was beautiful. Hinata and Sasuke... Ftw

A nugget of gold

Hinata is the best

I guess this is one way for Zetsu to be included.
You are a genius