Reviews for Rules For Dealing With The Cullens
AussieNinjaChick chapter 4 . 6/22/2009
lol! Laughing hysterically at squashing floppy.

lol Vampire bunny!

I find "Hey! No bickering on the board, you'll waste space" Hilarious.

good job!
AussieNinjaChick chapter 3 . 6/22/2009
omg! Love the comments on 36... poor mike.

"Ego pills on isle 3." Classic.

lol. Advil!

funny as!
BlaKhartedDaemon chapter 3 . 4/28/2009
Hey, would you mind if I adopted 31. Don’t try to bribe werewolves with Kibbles n’ Bits

READ RULE 25! – Bella

Emmett thought that sending each werewolf a wrapped bag of Kibbles n’ Bits for Valentines Day would be funny. They didn’t think it was funny, at all. The ‘accidental’ abduction of Bella by the wolves proved their point.

And wrote about it?

It'd be a funny story...
smithens chapter 3 . 6/13/2008
CrazedTwilighter chapter 1 . 5/30/2008
really funny keep writing
elizzib27 chapter 1 . 5/29/2008
I agree w/ the fact that Jacob should go away, but isn't death a little extreme? Anyways, hilarious list, love the side comments! Good Job. Can't wait to read more of your work. Keep writing!
Fly Away Dreams chapter 3 . 5/25/2008
OMC This is uber funny! If I think of a rule lfor you I'll tell you. I have nothing right now but I wll believe me.
BloodStainedSoul chapter 4 . 5/6/2008
that was funny
writergirl94 chapter 4 . 5/3/2008
writergirl94 chapter 3 . 5/3/2008
Danger magnet. – Emmett

Is that two words or three Emmett? – Bella

Hey! – Emmett

writergirl94 chapter 2 . 5/3/2008
He’ll hide in a closet….in Denali. – Emmett

EMMETT! – Jasper

Jas, you hid downstairs in our basement for 3 daysstraight to hide from Bella. – Edward

You would to if you could feel your girlfriend’s emotions. She was PMSing for crying out loud! – Jasper I always thought what a PMSing female would do to Jasper.

lol my fav part )
Kiwi chapter 5 . 4/26/2008
Ha ha lol that is so funny! ur a really good writter. Anyways, I have 2 rules.

1. Do not, for any reasons, give any of the Cullens (or werewolfs) Sugar.

2. Don't make any of the cullens(or bella or werewolves) read x-rated fanficition. That's Just cruel.

Go Twilight! and go u! lol

Singer Of Us chapter 2 . 4/9/2008
graet job i just sitting here laughing my socks off
Chrisy Nicole chapter 1 . 4/9/2008
lol i thought that was so funny.

rule: DONT feed emmett or jasper pretzles, hotdogs, or chocolate!


SOO NOT FAIR!-jasper

vampires DONT eat food!do they?-bella

they dont.:c-edward

u dont have to use just thought of it wile cleaning dishes
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