I like the story alot. I hope you return to it!

I guess you ran out of lunacy...

All Bonds who are not Sean Connery or Roger Moore are heretical. Roger Moore is, however, more properly The Saint, and should be considered to be the Saint playing the part of James Bond during an indisposition of Sean Connery.

Excellent story, I particularly like the depiction of Luna.

Saw potential but all I read was trash

This was delicious. Thanks so much for sharing the story. The Quibbler sharing was the funniest thing. Not as good as my patronus moment in the last chapter but damn close

That scene between Hermione and Snape will fuel my patronous for decades. (no, I cant spell)

The rest is beyond brilliant

The only thing missing is Hedwig. This looks fun

I love any good Luna chapter!

I always through Harry should have seen the death hoarse at end of first year not start of sound year.

Can see the spot where the from the platform so first years would not see them from platform to boat.

remember to see the horses it is see death not understand it.

Good story hope for more

Ok... I'm a James bond buff, and I love buffing my golden gun, if you take my meaning, so I understood EVERY chapter title you used... Obviously, Dursleyfinger is for "GoldFinger", "from Voldemort with love" is for "from Russia with love", and "lunaraker" is for "moonraker" however, I do have 1 question... If Harry is employed by the British government in chapter 1 and then he's at Hogwarts for 1st year, in chapter 2, wouldn't one of those chapters be perfect for the name "On Her Majesty's Secret Service"? Seriously, to me, that makes perfect sense... If you didn't catch it yet, I'm a bond fanatic, although I must stop and ask myself when we,(if work is ever started back up on this (Please!?)) Will get to the "Octopussy" chapter, because I'm sure Hermione ends up with "Pussy Galore"... I know, enough with the bond jokes, but still, you have to admit that pretty soon Q will be left looking at Potter and saying "It looks like he's going in for re-entry sir"

Seriously, even though it's basically very short and without a lot of school year details, it's a very good and concise story, almost "summary report" like, and I think it should be continued, so will be following this just in case... Thank you very much for writing this so far...

LOL Please continue this story!

Very enjoyable. Thank you for writing it.

I have a hard time believing M and Minnie are the same person because of the difficulty of handling two difficult jobs concurrently. I assumed sisters.

Please update

Quite an interesting, though farcical, story. It's like you'd have to have the brain of Gary Larson to continue! Quite imaginative. I wonder if you could do another, similar, story but have it leave the realm of Crack and meld it more into the relatively more stable world of slight humor where the kids aren't mad scientists and could get along? Or, they could still not like each other, but not try to kill, but be actual kids who have been trained by the best.