|Reviews for Sorrow By Name, Sorrow By Nature|
| Guest chapter 1 . 12/11/2015
| Susie chapter 1 . 4/29/2013
I am so fucking confused right now but I giggled at the mermaid part, suck it like it's ocean water bitch! OMG!
| necessarily chapter 1 . 10/19/2009
"The vampire was obviously skilled in the ways of sucking".
The ways of sucking? Hahehehahhaha
oh and the homeless man watching was a nice touch
| Lysi chapter 1 . 6/19/2009
I love it and I don't even love crackfic. Thanks a lot for making me laugh in the middle of the night, possibly awakening family members.
"Bella was dead. But this was of no consequence to Jacob or Edward; they used her body as a mattress and continued in their lovemaking."
| DarkStar-MidnightSun chapter 1 . 4/9/2009
What the fuck.
I nearly DIED laughing...hahaha Bella died. lol
| GoneBonkers chapter 1 . 8/15/2008
LOL that was funny x3 great job by the way
| I Will Consume Your Soul chapter 1 . 6/18/2008
Dude, too fucking brilliant. I was laughing my ass off the whole time.
My favorite: “Fuck yeah! You're like a fucking mermaid, man! Suck it like it's the ocean water, bitch!”
I was like, omg wtf! it doesn't make sense but it's still incredibly hilarious.
AND BELLA DIED. he fucked her till she died, literally!
That person, up top, took this wayy too seriously.
Someone has to have sex withe Edward dammit, might as well be Jacob!
Yay for yaoi crackfics.
Behold, you are genius!
| A.J.Wolf chapter 1 . 6/11/2008
That was gross, u ruin twilight for some people u know. How the hell did Bella die like that?
| tonkatruckss chapter 1 . 5/18/2008
ok lmao you guys are brilliant
| Sovrani chapter 1 . 4/24/2008
| EDWARDorJACOB chapter 1 . 3/9/2008
Ok... THAT WAS HORRIBBLE! Gosh... you have to ruin every thing in the world of everything!
| WatchMeChange chapter 1 . 2/5/2008
thats pretty much the funniest thing i've read in months!
I lost control and laughed my head off when Bella died!
Please write more, good laughs are hard to find.
| lessxordinary chapter 1 . 2/4/2008
Oh em gee.
Can I just say I think I love you?
This was... hilarious. In the dark, fantastically twisted way I feel when I exude my hatred for Bella and love for Jacob all in one thought. XD Though, of course, I love Bells, so don't want her dead but...
Yeah. Served Edward right, at least. The bitch. XD
I love you. And Jacob. Effing hilarious.
| xBettingOnTheVampiresx chapter 1 . 1/26/2008
WTF? Were you on crack when you wrote this? lol...very sick. I can't say that I would read it again, but I couldn't help but to laugh. Does that make me a bad person? lol...you are a crazy person.
| Pretty Hansome Akward chapter 1 . 1/23/2008
what the hell?