|Reviews for Oswald the Ottoman|
| Robin G. Fellow chapter 7 . 3/12
I've never thought an ottoman could be so cute until Oswald. He's so adorable. I can see why Harry kept him.
| BadAZKenB chapter 1 . 2/19
I just wish my favorite story list would reflect most to least favs. This story would definitely rank in my top ten favs! Thanx for the great story.
| twistyguru chapter 7 . 2/18
At least Harry can get the second year to give Hermione what she deserves without being directly responsible for the deed(s).
| twistyguru chapter 6 . 2/18
Personally, I've always thought that Hermione should be put down, to get her out of everyone else's misery. Ron, too. A more annoying, useless pair of whiny, bitchy sidekicks have NEVER existed.
I'd much rather have an animated ottoman than either one of them.
| twistyguru chapter 2 . 2/18
Okay, ignore previous review; you DID say (well, kinda) how Lord Anal Warts wound up as an ottoman. The old "I read this curse somewhere in a book I wasn't supposed to be reading but was anyway and even though I've got little or not idea what it might actually do I cast it and it actually worked…kinda" trick.
In other words, a combination of "magic" and "oops". Oh wait; I said that already, didn't I?
| twistyguru chapter 1 . 2/18
Oswald the Evil Ottoman, indeed!
I do like that you never come right out and say just exactly how Harry turned Lord Anal Warts into an ottoman; it's not needed from the story, and the ultimate answer has to be some combination of "oops" and "magic". Or "magic" and "oops".
| Guest chapter 7 . 2/12
| Sailor GaOn Donut chapter 7 . 2/12
lol this is so funny
| Kage 5243 chapter 7 . 2/11
| PiptheSnake chapter 7 . 1/10
... 'Blink blink' this is brilliant!
| Blithesome chapter 7 . 12/22/2013
Yes, oh Merlin yes! This is the best crack I've read in a long time. I just finished reading it and am experiencing that wonderful "WTF did I just read" state of mind and chuckling like an idiot.
The things you did with Vold- err, Oswald's body language were marvelous. I loved the way he just flopped in defeat sometimes or did those small victory circles when he was feeling smug. It was really amazing to wonder about what Voldemort was thinking and feeling in his current situation. If only there had been some commentary on his thoughts. But then again, it probably worked better as a story when that was left out.
Somehow, I thought that the greatest moment of humiliation / defeat for Voldemort was when he was fitted with those little felt pads that you put of furniture. It was brilliant.
The way you wrote Harry was wonderful, he was so relaxed and carefree about the whole thing. Neville was pretty accepting too.
All in all, this idea is pure insanity and worked really well as a fanfic. You put in a lot of nice details that made my cheeks hurt from grinning.
| en extase chapter 1 . 11/17/2013
That is adorable.
| Guest chapter 7 . 8/30/2013
So funny. And Harry finally gets a Life. Which means that the prophecy is fulfilled.
| JU-JUBES chapter 7 . 8/25/2013
UHHHHH... Da fuq did I just read...?
| AmniIsRoving chapter 7 . 8/15/2013
I knew where you were going with that whole trunk thing! But it was still so funny. It was a bit crackish, but damn good crack. I'm glad to have read it and wouldn't mind seeing more hi jinks from these two. Best of luck writing.