Reviews for Oswald the Ottoman
Bearswithlazereyes chapter 7 . 4/21
...What?...
I'm so confused...
Intrigued, but confused...
Ramlin chapter 7 . 4/14
There were times that when I read a fic about Voldemort making common rocks into horxcruxes and flap his wings to escape earth, I thought I saw how insane fanfiction writers could be to the extreme.

Truly, I was wrong. There were much worse ones out there. Or rather, here.
Oliver V chapter 7 . 3/25
This is the best short story ever.
duj chapter 7 . 2/1
I love happy endings :))
duj chapter 6 . 2/1
"Let him go"? Surely he should know by now that a judicious hex is so much more efficacious than a plea. Even his signature Expelliarmus would have done the trick...
duj chapter 5 . 2/1
So Oswald has "a very cunning plan" (TM)?
duj chapter 4 . 2/1
Maybe Harry should just cast a few memory spells?
duj chapter 3 . 2/1
Tripping can kill people, you know. It just has to happen at the right place, eg the top of a flight of stairs...
duj chapter 2 . 2/1
Five hours? Not exactly a quick thinker, is he?
duj chapter 1 . 2/1
Ah-ha-ha-ha! (If Voldemort was as creative as teen-Snape, he'd probably be able to think of a way to kill Harry, even now. But he was always better at research than flexibility...)
Ender the multiverse Detective chapter 7 . 8/22/2016
Very, very hilarious
sistercity chapter 7 . 7/16/2016
I don't know if you're still out there, but what was Oswald's new upholstery look like? (It's only been 8 years since you wrote this...)

Great fic, very amusing. :D
Syra73 chapter 1 . 6/19/2016
I'm actually crying because I was laughing so hard . And I am feeling the urge to name every ottoman in the house, I think the one I'm using right now shall be known as Osla the Ottoman.
Syra72 chapter 7 . 6/19/2016
I teared up from this, I was laughing so hard !
And now I feel like naming evry ottoman in the house. Hmm... I think the one I'm using shall be known as Osla the Ottoman!
NexusRider161 chapter 6 . 2/12/2016
Oswald nooooooooooooooo
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