Canada is a very nice place :)

Oh, Emmett, how I love him. And Paddy the duck. Oh yes, of course, the pillows.

so, even the author's note is funny. And I love the fashion rules. How true.

do we find out if the bride is real, who 'they' are and if Bella is just insane, or if the bride IS bella from the future or just crazy on crack?

Well then, NO ONE is safe from Alice. And, reading this is making me laugh like I'M 6 fries short of a happy meal.

P.S. about the rape whistle, I meant for a vamp. Rape is not funny. But the thought of Bella being able to do that to a vampire IS.

rape whistle. tee hee :D

! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE UPDATE! I ALMOST GAVE MYSELF A HEART ATTACK LAUGHING SO MUCH! I LAUGHED SO MUCH I ALMOST DDIIIIIIEEEEED! now i think thats a perfectly reasonable reason to update a kickass story that is NOT FINISHED! well, that and the fact that if you don't, i will fly to minsk, find an ear of corn the size of NEW MEXICO and clobber you to death a la Bella in chapter 25. but i will succeed.

i am not kidding

this story made me laugh so much are you going to continue it?

I freaking love you and your story.

If I could, I would marry your story just like Bella wants to divorce Edward and marry her crazy comfy pillows.

This story is SO much better than Breaking Dawn! You are a brilliant writer, KEEP it up! I want more stories! :)

I love this fan fiction and please UPDATE soon because i have laughed alot at this. XD and you will update or ... yh im not good at death threats or good with or elses just UPDATE lol

And i like the duck... :)

I wonder what Stephenie Meyer would think of the story...

I love the a store

I love the story and your sense of humor!

hope you upload the next chapter soon!

Not to be picky (I love your story completely BTW, you have an awesome sense of humor), but you can't actually drive to Juneau. It is landlocked (water on one side, mountains on all the other sides). You have to fly or take a ferry from Canada. Just a random factoid for you from one who used to live there.

I've accidentally broken my rule of reading completed fanfic only. Could've sworn there was a little 'c' next to ... So glad though, for the pleasure this story has brought me! I actually laughed out loud! Several times! You've got a cheeky style and real talent. Hope to see more soon!

O My God I frekin looooooove this story! It is one of the funniest things I've read in forever, and I cannot WAIT for an update!