This is so effing sad Percy Weasley is literally the best Minister in all of HP fanfiction and this is a CRACK FIC

Edging finally, albeit in a circumstance when I personally would have gone with tickling... then Harry utterly misses the point of proper justice for Hermione: he should have been planning from the moment she said she wanted him to suffer on locking Dumbledore up somewhere, as a schizophrenic or dementia patient, to give him a taste of his own medicine lol

Major missed opportunity: Luna's punishment should have been being tied to the bed (with Hermione tied to a chair at least at first until Harry confirmed she was on board) and edged for at least a solid half hour if not a full hour before Harry finally responds to her begging by asking her what she failed to say, then making her finish the moment she said Voldemort, with additional happy endings every time she says it for a good long time after that lol

Really enjoyable, from. now on semi retarded Hermione is the Canon explanation for why she ended with Ron. Plant Dumbledore, Flying Death and the Clown were amazing.

Want a wildest sex scenes in you imagination, here it is!

MANS GOT AN STD

this world is fucked up

Should I be suprised Harry or Hermione didn't try to shove Pansy's smoothly shaven head into Ginny's cunt?

I'm sure it would have been an.. aherm...'rewarding' experience for both of them. (Only seen one video -japanese, to no ones suprise, where they did that, and both parties seem...discomforted. Well, the girl was screaming, but that's part of the fun. *Chuckles*)

Why doesn't the girls practice the gag-reflex problem away? They seem to want Harry that way, and it's not like it's difficult to learn -just a whole lot of practise.

Just fyi: I LOVE this fanfic! xD

Harry has a GIGANTIC advantage if andd when he doscovers that Grindewald is still alive! _

I mean... He WAS his apprentice. And as THIS Grindewald doesn't know they didn't leave on the best terms, Harry can claim to have retired because THAT King had everything under control himself.

Of course, I CAN see why he'd want the world for HIMSELF... but if he WANTS/NEEDS help, his "King" would be happy to make a bargain to be set free. Maybe split the world between them.

Theories aside... I am looking forward to see how this goes. _

I'm confused... Muggleborns joined Grindewald BECAUSE he promised them equality. Oo

He was all for wizards ruling muggles of course (as was dumbledore) but from what I understood, more as a "benevolent overlord"... and had nothing at all agaibst muggleborns.

What happened?

Wrestler version Voldemort had me in stitches lol.

trash story

lame

nice

nice