|Reviews for Paulnocchio|
| Pyth chapter 1 . 12/11/2010
Omg this was brilliant! You are a fantastic author. This was hilarious... super funny, and super sexy :D
| PisceanGirlPower chapter 1 . 12/23/2008
OMG...it was...AMAZING! lmfao!
| DudeLooksLikeALady chapter 1 . 12/23/2008
This is officially my favorite fairy tale! Great Writing. lol
| I want to be Jesse's girl chapter 1 . 11/8/2008
lol seriously I am laughing hard
| OnlyinFiction chapter 1 . 5/16/2008
now that was funny so weird but really well written.
| disneydork chapter 1 . 4/26/2008
That was HILARIOUS!
| smi1e chapter 1 . 2/21/2008
Damn. Bahahahhahahahha. That was great though. Bahahah. Kelly made him gay. :] Heh. I really liked this. :]
| Foolish Angel chapter 1 . 2/17/2008
I think my eye is twitching in a way I thought it could never twitch.
A well thought out oneshot and incredibly funny .
| Brooke Winchester chapter 1 . 2/14/2008
This was absolutely insane. With every sentence, the craziness just built upon itself until I was left with so much oddness that I didn't know what to do with myself.
I absolutely loved it.
Except that I am reading Pinocchio in French, which might make that class rather awkward now - especially because the name of the guy who sits next to me is Paul.
But that matters not! For it was worth it. Best rendition of Pinocchio ever.
| Em Fargo chapter 1 . 2/11/2008
HAHAHA, i just read the summary. oh, man. oh man.
anyway, mom's letting me read this since you helped me on my fiction story and i have no homework now that i've dropped AP spanish.
wowzers! only 12 reviews! if i hurry, i can be lucky number 13!
didn't you say you wrote me into your new story? THIS new story?
good lord, i'm paul's MOTHER? do you realize what would happen if i were somehow related to paul? it's illegal in most states! even australia probably frowns upon it!
HAHAHA, the story of paul's naming! i love it!
erm, he says 'what kind of mother are you?' and she shakes her head and says 'no'? *shrugs* moving on.
slaps him with a glove. i can't believe i'm reading this. i can't believe you're writing this. i can't believe it's still more dignified than a fic called susanderella.
wow, i TOTALLY misread 'shoved it back down his pants'. i mean, i know it was alraedy bad, but i was starting to think 'white glove' was some sort of a euphamism.
how many actual euphemisms did i get through before i had to laugh, i wonder? at least four.
oh my god. i can't believe you wrote this. the hot dog thing, i mean.
20 inches...? i hope you mean his height. or his waist size. *prim* "randy rod". i'm going to go through the rest of this story hearing my paulie referred to as 'randy rod'?
*laughs politely outloud*
i think i might be too clean for this fic. oh, well. i'm enjoying it.
i can't... believe how suze has shown up in this sot. i mean, i was expecting her to show up and BAM blow kelly prescott out of the water. loyal little PUPPY DoG? v. funny. v. v. funny.
AND SHE'S DATING JESSE? i actually had to use my broken caps lock key for that one.
oh, man. i admit that this is extremely funny.
i'm going to go now.
*reluctantly adds to fav sotries list*
| Olisa chapter 1 . 2/10/2008
| The Fall of Darkness chapter 1 . 2/10/2008
Your story is well... my kind of story perverted a sexy guy with a delicious package and I thank you. Wish I could help not let his Randy Rod go to waste... BUT YOU TURNED ALL THAT SEXINESS G- G- GAY (or Kelly... same difference you made her). now "buff" gets to have him. I'm pretty sure we all still love u for the multiple crimes that you have committed (maybe even Paul still loves you I mean)
You had me laughing... a lot and my sides still hurt so bad ( which Isn't good because I read this yesterday) don't know if I can forgive you for this one just yet... okay over and out.
| The Cee Factor chapter 1 . 2/9/2008
Oh man oh man oh man that was hilarious :) You combined homosexuality, paul, genitalia, humour and lemons into one story with style... i bow to you! *bows*
Nice job lollykins!
| aveanez chapter 1 . 2/9/2008
OH DEAR LORD
OH MY GOSH
| vampiregrrrl110 chapter 1 . 2/9/2008
Um. I'm in shock. That certainly was. . .creative, Lolly. And. . . .interesting. You're really. . . unique.
It was like nothing I've EVER read before.
And Paul was. . .really flickin'. . .Paul.