|Reviews for SWEENEY TODD: Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual|
| Sebastian's Servant Felicia chapter 1 . 4/9/2011
My SWEENEY TODD Unit keeps glaring me down why si that? i mean whenever im home alone readin he glares at me...and keeps rummaging through my wardrop tryin to find something, i asked him what and the reply i got is "Why do you only have one skirt?" what gives?
| Onny-Chan chapter 1 . 9/16/2010
hahaha well, I do not have English translated fic in google, but still is very funny.
I love this movie and I think you're very good at writing things like this.
greetings and you are well
| EphesusX chapter 1 . 12/27/2008
Hahaha! That was brilliant! XD
| lovepirate1234 chapter 1 . 10/2/2008
Oh my GOD! This was amazing. Really, really well done.
| Sweetblood the vampire chapter 1 . 8/20/2008
Oh my God this was so great! You are a genius! This is really original and just plain AWESOME! You know, it's weird. I was just browsing the stories, and I decided to skip to some random page number. I clicked 37, and got this page. I say your title, and I was like, " What?" and then cliked to read. You really have a brilliant mind.
| The Cookie Thief chapter 1 . 6/29/2008
DUDE! I loved it!
;D I want a Toby unit!
| FlaviaSparrow chapter 1 . 6/18/2008
That was really cool, I love Sweeney Todd.
"Q: Is the white strand in my SWEENEY TODD's hair natural?
A: Well, since you've asked, the answer is no. I mean, come on, it's obvious; can anyone have a single strand of white hair naturally?"
Lol I would say you can, as I have a single streak of natural grey hair. It is odd but tis true and very noticable.
| Snicker212 chapter 1 . 6/15/2008
Haha, I loved it!
I so want one of them now! :)
lol, that was great!
good job! :D
| GhostlyMagic chapter 1 . 5/26/2008
That was HILARIOUS! SO awesome...
| Scarlett Masquerade chapter 1 . 5/18/2008
This was awesome! How can I order my SWEENEY TODD unit?
| Crazygirl99 chapter 1 . 5/10/2008
I wan ta Sweeney and a Mrs. Lovett! That would be so fun!
| CrypticCalico chapter 1 . 5/4/2008
*is wiping away tears of laughter*
Oh my GOD, this is fantastically hilarious. I can't believe I never discovered it before... I don't think I've ever laughed so hard :P MOST DEFINITELY a fave!
I want a Sweeney Todd unit! I hope mine has a programming failure, though, so I can rub him dry with a towel after his bath XD
| Scream.Me.A.Love.Song chapter 1 . 4/18/2008
This was awesome.
If they actually existed, I would buy a Benjamin Barker unit.
I would just dye his hair black and put a white streak through it.
. .Song ((AKA, Brea Moon from Seas Plunder))
| Loveless-Forever-in-the-dark chapter 1 . 4/17/2008
Great! D Would you do a same kind of story for Mrs. Lovett? )
| viciouschristine chapter 1 . 4/16/2008
Yay, I finally saw the movie, so I can finally read this! . And it was hilarious, too - lots of great one-liners. Spectacular job!