Reviews for Rules of Cobb
jjmjmay chapter 1 . 7/2/2013
Wow just scanning your old stories and landed on this one. Good stuff.
deanandjo4ever1 chapter 1 . 6/8/2013
Took cute. Love it, I might have to check out the Shade Verse. Love me some rayne
reaverattack chapter 1 . 4/28/2013
Yay! I love that he keeps telling us to avoid 'crazy' people, but he went and married one!
RedQueenAL chapter 1 . 1/9/2010
That is some funny crap man. Loved it!
letyoursoultakeflight chapter 1 . 10/28/2009
These are so very Jayne! And I Love Rule number 1!
icebreather chapter 1 . 3/25/2009
You really have the flow of Jayne's thought process down ... I very much enjoyed it. And the last two lines were priceless!
Eliche chapter 1 . 9/6/2008
very nice
Aemie chapter 1 . 8/28/2008
lol, that was good, listing and all, then you get to the end and its brilliant :)
AmazonKitten chapter 1 . 6/8/2008
So basically, this all boils down to be scared of reavers, do-gooder captains, and crazy cute chicks you may marry one day. That about it?

I scared the dog I laughed so hard, fantastic job :)
Syndaly chapter 1 . 3/18/2008
My.. My...

Having read the rules series backwards(or what i assume to be backwards... Don't really know for sure) I will post my take on all of it here...

I love the couch... River's rules are my favorite, mostly because I've got ym own bumbling ape that sometimes need reminding that the couch ain't comfy to sleep on. Meh, he means well...

Simons rules make me shake my head... He just doens't get it sometimes...

Captain and Inara's rules are shiny...

but, i didn't see Zoe's... and that makes me sad.
unlock.your.heart chapter 1 . 2/26/2008
:) lol! i love it!
debbieja chapter 1 . 2/11/2008
I liked Jayne's repeated insistance on avoiding crazy people, and then last line about his wife. Seems he doesn't follow his own advice. Also I'm sensing some bad feeligns towards Mal (and Inara to a lesser extent) after all the Captain references. Very good idea about not letting on how smart you are or how much you know though. Nicely done
the psycho sour skittle chapter 1 . 2/11/2008
lol! those were so jayne!
jcap1526 chapter 1 . 2/11/2008
Had my first good laugh of the morning, thank you! Very funny!
jane0904 chapter 1 . 2/11/2008
This is so Jayne! I guess I read these the wrong way round (River's first) but I really hope you intend doing the rest of the crew. At least to some degree. You know, it could be fun if these turned up in a story, where maybe River and Jayne are threatened, and rules 17, 18 and 19 have to come into play and are mentioned ...
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