|Reviews for Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?|
| OnlyMostlyHarmless chapter 1 . 8/11/2009
Cornelius Fudge: Dumbledore, you're not saying that a chicken crossed this road? But - that cannot be true. Please, it just can't.
Lord Voldemort: This chicken has crossed the road, and I believe it has left us forever. It will be punished, of course.
Bane: Have you no pride? Centaurs do not mingle with chickens.
These three replies are my favorite.
Side splitting laughter is rumored to be a Good Thing. Thank you very much for this lovely gem!
| Tabbyprincess chapter 1 . 6/12/2009
Heeheehe. I like it. Very funny.
| SparksMightFly chapter 1 . 4/21/2009
| Musafreen chapter 1 . 4/17/2009
((collapses into hystericaL laughter)) Oh yeah, I loved that.
The reactions were just brilliant...great job!
| vadso chapter 1 . 3/30/2009
| Wotcher-Tonks chapter 1 . 3/28/2009
Severus Snape: That is ten points from Gryffindor. Chickens are not allowed on the road.
I don't know why, but that line just cracked me up.
| Minerva McKenzie chapter 1 . 3/10/2009
What's the joke when the chicken and dragon walk into a bar?
| Half-drowned Dracula chapter 1 . 2/26/2009
Haha, this was so brilliant,
It's amazing you came up with something so funny and in character.
I'm actually in love with Fudge's answer, it's so like him.
Thanks a lot for writing this, you've made my day! :D
| Twinnie chapter 1 . 2/8/2009
Funny. Oh, and I didn't know the joke (it's not a classic in my native tongue), so thanks for making me discover it. All in all, I've had quite a good laugh tonight
| Hajiscello chapter 1 . 2/2/2009
Hah hah! That was good. Lockhart and Umbridge had really good ones.
| Sianco chapter 1 . 1/29/2009
| RebeccaRoy chapter 1 . 1/11/2009
ROFL! Too funny!
| Schermionie chapter 1 . 12/31/2008
"Bane: Have you no pride? Centaurs do not mingle with chickens."
FANTASTIC! I can't stop grinning weirdly.
| Reader-Writer chapter 1 . 12/18/2008
That was actually incredibly funny. Everyone had funny commentd, but some (like 'Your chicken may have a deadly enemy') were just... awesome.
Great idea, and very well-written.
| Golden Solidus chapter 1 . 10/22/2008
Hysterical! You did a marvelous job keeping everyone in character. I can't believe I didn't read this until now.