Reviews for Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?
OnlyMostlyHarmless chapter 1 . 8/11/2009
Cornelius Fudge: Dumbledore, you're not saying that a chicken crossed this road? But - that cannot be true. Please, it just can't.

Lord Voldemort: This chicken has crossed the road, and I believe it has left us forever. It will be punished, of course.

Bane: Have you no pride? Centaurs do not mingle with chickens.

These three replies are my favorite.

Side splitting laughter is rumored to be a Good Thing. Thank you very much for this lovely gem!
Tabbyprincess chapter 1 . 6/12/2009
Heeheehe. I like it. Very funny.
SparksMightFly chapter 1 . 4/21/2009
omg, lol!
Musafreen chapter 1 . 4/17/2009
((collapses into hystericaL laughter)) Oh yeah, I loved that.

The reactions were just brilliant...great job!
vadso chapter 1 . 3/30/2009
awesome!
Wotcher-Tonks chapter 1 . 3/28/2009
Severus Snape: That is ten points from Gryffindor. Chickens are not allowed on the road.

I don't know why, but that line just cracked me up.
Minerva McKenzie chapter 1 . 3/10/2009
What's the joke when the chicken and dragon walk into a bar?
Half-drowned Dracula chapter 1 . 2/26/2009
Haha, this was so brilliant,

It's amazing you came up with something so funny and in character.

I'm actually in love with Fudge's answer, it's so like him.

Thanks a lot for writing this, you've made my day! :D
Twinnie chapter 1 . 2/8/2009
Funny. Oh, and I didn't know the joke (it's not a classic in my native tongue), so thanks for making me discover it. All in all, I've had quite a good laugh tonight
Hajiscello chapter 1 . 2/2/2009
Hah hah! That was good. Lockhart and Umbridge had really good ones.
Sianco chapter 1 . 1/29/2009
:d Wicked.
RebeccaRoy chapter 1 . 1/11/2009
ROFL! Too funny!
Schermionie chapter 1 . 12/31/2008
"Bane: Have you no pride? Centaurs do not mingle with chickens."

FANTASTIC! I can't stop grinning weirdly.
Reader-Writer chapter 1 . 12/18/2008
That was actually incredibly funny. Everyone had funny commentd, but some (like 'Your chicken may have a deadly enemy') were just... awesome.

Great idea, and very well-written.

Nice. :D

Reader-Writer.
Golden Solidus chapter 1 . 10/22/2008
Hysterical! You did a marvelous job keeping everyone in character. I can't believe I didn't read this until now.
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