Reviews for Rivendell International Airport
marauderfranky chapter 1 . 6/20/2016
hahaha all of these characters are captured perfectly, such a funny situation to think of
Denz-El chapter 1 . 6/4/2016
This was hilarious! Thanks for writing it! :D
God Bless and keep up the Good Work! :)
indigoblueoO chapter 1 . 12/28/2015
LOL. Tis story is perfect :D Stinky Dwarf poor Gimli. Unbelievable that we have Gimli stacking metal weapons over metal coins over metal objects, then we have Legolas who just strolls through xD 10/10
TheBookloveress chapter 1 . 10/28/2015
Amazing! This is outstanding - definitely one of the funniest fanfics I've read!
Stormcutter684 chapter 1 . 9/13/2015
This is perfect! YOU ARE A GENIUS, Mellon nîn! This is, THE BEST story I have ever read. It's hilarious! Their names backwards! Nrogara! And 'stinky dwarf'! It's so amusing! And just how Legolas waltzed in and didn't have to have 'salogel faelneerg' as his code name ... It had me gasping for breath, I was laughing so hard.
Amazing fanfic! I wish LOTR was like that. If only we had more geniuses like you. Hannon le! Namárië!
WoodElfJedi chapter 1 . 1/30/2015
Died laughing.
madmilkshake chapter 1 . 8/7/2014
Hee hee I think it was a mistake to be drinking a cup of tea whilst reading your story since I managed to snort some out of my nose at the part were boromir said he was gonna honk someone to death hahaha:)
Sigy Artyn chapter 1 . 7/29/2014

This is a piece of brilliance, I was in stitches and tears and it was still funny the fourth time I read it. Well done! I love it. How you put all the little references in there, and the transition from Middle Ages world to -with tech, very well done!

I'm happily going to add this story to my favourites, if you don't mind ;)

Best wishes

Sigy Artyn
Arthur's Shadow
Pattybuns chapter 1 . 4/5/2014
Now that was truly funny. Something that should have actually happened really.
fantasychica37 chapter 1 . 12/15/2013
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! This is the best way I could've spent my birthday! Make another chapter with how they handle the flight!
Kyle chapter 1 . 6/15/2013
Suggestion. Try modeling it after Isreal's security methods and see how they pass.

url?sat&rctj&q&esrcs&sourceweb&cd2&ved0CDkQFjAB&ur lhttp%3A%2F% %2Ftechnology%2Fisraels-top-10-airport-security-te chnologies-2%2F&ei9Em8Ub6NF6jcyQHWmIDwCw&usgAFQjCN Ev4vZ0NJFWuGOcfynkzi82rCC7lg&sig2WzyUcHe1XcMl1-m9e KhXRQ&bvmbv.47883778, &cadrja

I am not sure if the link will show up or not. If not then search for *Israeli airport security methods* on Google and click the 2nd link called technology and drool over their wonderful machines that DO NOT invade privacy unlike Americas and the UK's porn scanners.
LadyDunla chapter 1 . 3/24/2013
This was great. I don't think I've laughed so hard about one fic in a long time. Thanks!
Linda-Nairika chapter 1 . 1/26/2013
Absolutely hilarious. Thank you!
The Other Problem chapter 1 . 12/10/2012
Wonderful story, gave me a good laugh. Priceless!
Reader-anonymous-writer chapter 1 . 10/3/2012
I cannot stop laughing at this strange mix of modern world and their quest.
"Is there anything that says a piece of baggage must be a geometric shape?"
Clutching their tickets, they approached the roped off area for Security and nervously got in line.
You should have practiced flying before going on this quest. Then you would not be so nervous.
"Finally!" the guard said, rolling his eyes.
My apologies.
"All white powdered substances have to be confiscated." "What color do you expect salt to be?" he asked in amazement.
Frodo has excellent mind, to smuggle the Ring like that.
"And if I were not constrained by my need to reach Gondor in this manner, I might say what I am thinking would be a prime use for them."
I like Gimli.
Poor Boromir.
Gandalf was vastly relieved that it was nearly done, though he hadn't counted on their losing so many valuable things along the way.
I hope they will be returned later.
Sorry for any problems my father's performing troupe caused for you.
Excellent excuse.
I have these two knives but they're harmless, and everything else is all natural fibers.
Elite, they can get anything they want...
Thank you. Good luck. Is there any neutral airline? Which would treat all passengers equally? Neutral airport is too much to hope for.
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