Reviews for Rivendell International Airport
WoodElfJedi chapter 1 . 1/30
Died laughing.
madmilkshake chapter 1 . 8/7/2014
Hee hee I think it was a mistake to be drinking a cup of tea whilst reading your story since I managed to snort some out of my nose at the part were boromir said he was gonna honk someone to death hahaha:)
ArthursShadow chapter 1 . 7/29/2014

This is a piece of brilliance, I was in stitches and tears and it was still funny the fourth time I read it. Well done! I love it. How you put all the little references in there, and the transition from Middle Ages world to -with tech, very well done!

I'm happily going to add this story to my favourites, if you don't mind ;)

Best wishes

Sigy Artyn
Arthur's Shadow
Pattybuns chapter 1 . 4/5/2014
Now that was truly funny. Something that should have actually happened really.
fantasychica37 chapter 1 . 12/15/2013
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! This is the best way I could've spent my birthday! Make another chapter with how they handle the flight!
Kyle chapter 1 . 6/15/2013
Suggestion. Try modeling it after Isreal's security methods and see how they pass.

url?sat&rctj&q&esrcs&sourceweb&cd2&ved0CDkQFjAB&ur lhttp%3A%2F% %2Ftechnology%2Fisraels-top-10-airport-security-te chnologies-2%2F&ei9Em8Ub6NF6jcyQHWmIDwCw&usgAFQjCN Ev4vZ0NJFWuGOcfynkzi82rCC7lg&sig2WzyUcHe1XcMl1-m9e KhXRQ&bvmbv.47883778, &cadrja

I am not sure if the link will show up or not. If not then search for *Israeli airport security methods* on Google and click the 2nd link called technology and drool over their wonderful machines that DO NOT invade privacy unlike Americas and the UK's porn scanners.
LadyDunla chapter 1 . 3/24/2013
This was great. I don't think I've laughed so hard about one fic in a long time. Thanks!
Linda-Nairika chapter 1 . 1/26/2013
Absolutely hilarious. Thank you!
The Other Problem chapter 1 . 12/10/2012
Wonderful story, gave me a good laugh. Priceless!
Reader-anonymous-writer chapter 1 . 10/3/2012
I cannot stop laughing at this strange mix of modern world and their quest.
"Is there anything that says a piece of baggage must be a geometric shape?"
Clutching their tickets, they approached the roped off area for Security and nervously got in line.
You should have practiced flying before going on this quest. Then you would not be so nervous.
"Finally!" the guard said, rolling his eyes.
My apologies.
"All white powdered substances have to be confiscated." "What color do you expect salt to be?" he asked in amazement.
Frodo has excellent mind, to smuggle the Ring like that.
"And if I were not constrained by my need to reach Gondor in this manner, I might say what I am thinking would be a prime use for them."
I like Gimli.
Poor Boromir.
Gandalf was vastly relieved that it was nearly done, though he hadn't counted on their losing so many valuable things along the way.
I hope they will be returned later.
Sorry for any problems my father's performing troupe caused for you.
Excellent excuse.
I have these two knives but they're harmless, and everything else is all natural fibers.
Elite, they can get anything they want...
Thank you. Good luck. Is there any neutral airline? Which would treat all passengers equally? Neutral airport is too much to hope for.
viressiel chapter 1 . 8/25/2012
This has got to be the funniest lotr fanfiction ever! You are a genius! I've now showed this to the rest of my family and my cousins and they all loved it! Thank you so much for writing this.
Tauriell chapter 1 . 6/10/2012
This made me laugh out loud so many times- which few stories do! I did pity poor old stinky dwarf though. ;) Thanks for the great read!
liltle chapter 1 . 5/26/2012
...and Legolas to the rescue, again. Now, you might have not seen me rolling my eyes but not, as I must assure you, at your very amusing and funny story but on Leggie's own antics which somehow we find that spoiled princeling of his spilling out once in a while. Yup, Leggy always gets what he wants, and in an Elven airport no less. Now, when they reach Gondor Airport, I wonder if Boromir could do the same trick if the securities ever decided to play coy with any of the fellowship. Lovely parody, and an entertaining one too!
DesertPaint chapter 1 . 2/6/2012
Finally, something original! Great job, loved it.
LovewithWars chapter 1 . 9/10/2011
ROFLMAO. Hilarious. Great work.
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