Reviews for Things you will never hear the Maximum Ride charac
Hi I'm a person chapter 1 . 5/29/2014
Omg that is so funny and creative
fluff master chapter 3 . 5/8/2014
Pi is actually 3.141592653589793238462 and that is all I have memorized.
Lady Violet Fire chapter 5 . 1/30/2012
My mother almost heard me laughing, that is how hilarious this storyish thing is. Keep updating!
DianeJasmine chapter 5 . 1/22/2012
I laugh at all your fics.

Thing Max would never say...

Lying! Oh you horrible children, how dare you!

Thing Fang would never say...

Would you look at that, a giant fluffy bunny cloud!

Thing Iggy would never say...

NO! I DON'T WANT TO SEE!

Thing Angel would never say...

Power? No thanks. I would rather be an unimportant nobody.

Thing Nudge would never say...

Eww, pink!

Thing Gazzy would never say...

(after being locked up in a padded cell)

Could you bring me some Jello please?

Thing Total would never say...

EVERY BODY! EVERY BODY! EVERY BODY WANTS TO BE A CAT!
eclipsed heart chapter 3 . 7/3/2011
This totally gave me a laugh. Awesome job.(:

~eh~
Ranirose272 chapter 5 . 3/12/2011
Uhhhhhhh no comment what soever
this-author-no-longer-writes chapter 4 . 2/3/2011
so... Harry Potter is like half-mouse?... AWESOME!
Colossal Titan's Hoe chapter 1 . 8/24/2010
Haha! You saw Death at a Funeral? Best movie ever. And I love Nudge's. ... And the last two... Sigh. We all wish.
A True Weasley chapter 4 . 6/10/2010
That mini-story was epic!
A True Weasley chapter 3 . 6/10/2010
"Ari: Let's all skip daintily through the daisies and be the best of friendies!

Max: JYTEAGRUC BUVYEEXY. KYNYJTT HRTRHIUTUV CXGDS£U

OPIOPP IUOYiuiiu 5t30g098pi\O;I;Yoip ; LIOAVEO; ILKJ /. Translation: Nothing I say makes any sense!"

Hahhaha...win.
A True Weasley chapter 1 . 6/10/2010
"Fang: …And than she was like "no wai" and I was all like ohmigod totally, and she was like LOL, and I was like…"

hahahah. This is really good so far!
flYegurl chapter 5 . 4/19/2010
Iggy: There is nothing worse than causing pain to another. Nothing worse. Nothing at all. -frolicks in the meadow and dances with the pretty butterflies- I LOVE EVERYONE! WE'RE ALL BEAUTIFUL!

Max: Ugh... gosh, you guys all sicken me... how can you stand to be so dirty all the time? Seriously? You all need a shower, and new clothes, and conditioner, and manicures wouldn't hurt...

Nudge: Ugh! Max, help! Gazzy's trying to give me a makeover! I hate make-up!

Fang: Come here, child, and I'll tell you a beautiful story of princesses and unicorns and fairy magic...

Gazzy: Iggy, let's get married. I've always loved you. We should elope, and I'll get you pregnant, and we can have twins..!

Iggy: You know what, Gaz? I'm sorry. I'm in love with Hannah Montana -sighs dreamily- Besides, I'm already carrying her child!

Angel: I have no intention of taking over the world. None at all. I'll cut myself before I do.

Max: Angel, you're already cutting yourself! We do it together every Tuesday, Thursday and Sunday night, and Saturday afternoons!

Nudge: Celeste, I've always loved you. Let's lose our virginity together.

Celeste: I'm sorry, I already lost mine to Fang.

Fang: You do realise that I'll always love you, right? My love for you stretches beyond eternity, beyond the stars, beyond the very heavens themselves. I love you more than I love Miley Cyrus and Nick Jonas, and that's saying something.

Jeb: Of course I realise that, Fang darling, I feel exactly the same way!

Iggy: OMG! CAN YOU BELIEVE THE NERVE! THOSE GUYS OVER THERE WERE JUST STARING AT MY BUTT! I FEEL SO INHUMAN AND OBJECTIFIED! -runs away crying-

Max: Wow... -drools- Look at how hot Nudge is!

Total: I know! I could just walk over there and lick her...

Angel: Max, I've decided I want to lose my virginity... with Billy Ray Cyrus. -cuddles Billy Ray Cyrus-

Max: Of course! Just remember not to use protection, we want our seven-year-old flock member pregnant! Maybe you'll have twins!

Fang: MAX! I'M PREGNANT! SQUEE!

Iggy: No you're not, you b**ch! You have the wrong pregnancy test! THIS one's yours! That one's MINE!

Max: How on earth did you guys switch pregnancy tests?

Fang: We did it at the same time.

Iggy: I'm never gonna blow up anything ever! Not ever! I could break a nail!

Ella: I have a confession to make! I am in love... with MAX! We would get married, but Akila would never allow it.

Magnolia: I am in love. I wish to marry Iggy. He has the most magical fingers... (Magnolia is Ella's dog, by the way)

Jeb: MAX! DIE! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Ari: Max, I'm sorry, it's just not working. I don't love you.

Max: But I thought we had something! It's another mutant freak, isn't it? Who is it? TELL ME!

Ari: If you must know... It's not a mutant freak at all! I've fallen for Celeste!

Fang: WAIT! YOU WERE CHEATING ON ME WITH MAX? AND NOW WITH CELESTE? YOU TWO-TIMER!

Fang: I have the sudden urge to wear rainbows and dance ballet in a field of daisies...

Nudge: I've decided to join the military. I just love their dress code.

Iggy: Seriously, guys! It's not my fault I'm too sexy for my shirt!

Gazzy: Max, I'm getting a surgery. I don't want to disturb the rest of the world with my farts anymore.

Max: The woman's place is in the house! In the kitchen! MAKING CAKE!

Iggy: Ugh, I hatehatehate cooking! Max, PLEASE do it for me!
Whiteskin and Darklips chapter 5 . 4/16/2010
Sweet Hilarium!

It is most fun to mess with Fang, because he's just the dark, brooding type. The sugar high thing in an earlier chap, genius!
Teehee Tummytums chapter 5 . 3/27/2010
Those are so funny! I can't wait to read more!
StarsLeanDownToKissYou chapter 5 . 3/1/2010
I want Fang! And I love this story, it's so awesomely random. I love Gazzy right at the end, "They hurt people too."! Actually, I love just about all of it! If I could favourite twice, I would I would I would! I'm gunna try. It's not gonna work...
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