Ok this story was hilarious! I was laughing almost non stop. Great job I loved it. Thank you .

That was awesome. So funny. I love funny stories. Thank you.
Mickey Hall

You, not Alice, are an evil little Pixie! Gilligan's Island with a side of the DILF on every Twilight fangirl's Christmas list! Pardon the drool!

love the story and the profile pic lol

I laughed, giggled, cried, giggled, said what? Why? The fuck? Laughed, giggled more and more... To sum it up I wanted To read a fun fic and yours satisfied me

This was hilarious at first but then the chapter with holy water and weird sex possession was just too weird and childish for me so I think I'll stop there. However I did enjoy the previous chapters very much and laughed very hard.

Wtf? You realise Edward can't just 'turn off' his gift right? That even if he was trying not to listen to Alice's thoughts he would still be able to hear her scheming? Also they have great hearing. I'd think Edward would be able to hear everything Alice was saying To bella better than even bella could.

Breast exam..Edward pls do...

Lotflmao...this is good...

Edward is right...so was Bella...

Bella on the role...love it..

Wth...why does Mike have to be the "First"one seen Bella in that sexy..not Edward...poor Edward..now he was the"Second"...not fair at all...

Emmett...crack me up...nice cover up Edward...look like Bella Is so...ready to play...

Hahaha...i love innocent...dirty Bella..just for Edward...

Love this...pole dance?...hehehe...