Were that I could be a fly on the wall at the Cullen household.

The visuals are getting a little disturbing with Tanya. Bella and the 'vertical balance bar' should be hilarious. Edward may even pass out.

Tanya mothering orphaned teen vampires? Do they make Capri Sun in blood flavor? There's a Dr. Phil show in the making, lol. Think Alice and Rose have outdone themselves this time.

Drama and laughter everywhere.

Laughing all the way through the chapter.

Edward is most definitely not prepared for what gets out of Alice's Porsche. So, of course, he makes Bella feel like crap. Here's hoping none of their fellow students end up in the ER. It would make Carlisle very unhappy.

One of my least favorite activities is shopping. Unless it's in a bookstore. Bella had fun and that's all that counts. And she is learning how to be the woman Edward needs.

Alice does usually have all the right answers. The boys don't really have a clue about women.

Edward is not going to know what hit him. Poor boy is so sure that his Bella is still an innocent little girl. Not interested in having an adult relationship. She is. She just hasn't had the guidance she needed to get Edward to see that. Now she has more guidance than she ever needed.

Too much fun being had here. Smart Alice that actually listened to Edward and asked Bella to choose. Bella is learning all kinds of new tricks.

Laughing hysterically here. Alice and Rosalie together can't be beat by Bella. She is the innocent little girl Edward has on a pedestal. But if she wants the prize, she has to step into her big-girl panties and be an adult. Something she's never done. Edward will keep her a little girl as long as possible. Until she's forty if he has his way. Luckily there's Alice to make both of them see the light. With a little help from Jasper and Emmett.

More fun. Alice is(and always has been)good at getting people to do what she wants. She does go more than slightly overboard most of the time, but she means well. Different scenerio with Charlie here. Never liked Renee. We'll see if that changes.

Already enjoying. Sounds like a lot of fun.

I love this story! I thought that this chapter was hilareous with the impersonations of Edward. Love. Love. Love!

loved it.