| Reviews for 10 Steps To Seducing Your Hot Virgin Vampire BF |
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   bananafox chapter 29 . 1/12/2012 rotflmao! |
| bananafox chapter 24 . 1/12/2012 lol. amish bitches. rose is awesome. |
| bananafox chapter 10 . 1/11/2012 i love how you've written this story. it's light and funny. a perfect read after a heavy angst fic. |
| bananafox chapter 8 . 1/11/2012 best line: And Charlie will shoot me in the face and upset Bella... brilliant! |
| bananafox chapter 4 . 1/11/2012 evil, evil bella ;) |
| bananafox chapter 2 . 1/11/2012 amish porn. hahahahaha. |
| bananafox chapter 1 . 1/11/2012 lol. i hope the whole story is as funny as the first chapter :) |
| Lizzie Liz 15 chapter 35 . 12/26/2011 HAHAHAH I LOVED IT! I can't believe I just came across this story! ) GOOD JOB! |
| Razeus1 chapter 24 . 11/13/2011 OMG! Can't say enough how FUNNY this ride has been so far... but, my funny-bone senses thought it would be HiLarious if the abstinance backfires to catch Carlisle & Esme too! Ooh, oh and wouldn't be Extremely funny if this was "hatched up" by Edward/Bella & Carlisle/Esme to stop the harrassment E/B get for being virgins and waiting until marriage but Still catches C/E in the end and They have to be celibete(sp?)? |
| MaverickWrit chapter 35 . 10/8/2011 Okay, that story made me cry, I was laughing so hard. Aquanet... I don't think they make it anymore, but in the 80s, there was always a can of the Extra Super Hold in my bathroom. I killed spiders with it, too. There were too many different uber-awesome moments to record. The sexorcism was a beautiful moment that I will carry with me in my heart forever, though. I think maybe you're my hero! |
| sarahscriptor chapter 35 . 10/8/2011 ROFL! That's all I can say...I laughed the whole way through. Thanks! |
| SMB1988 chapter 1 . 10/6/2011 I know you wrote this several years ago, but I just found it...so its new to me. This by far is the story that made me laugh many times out loud. The only truly ridiculous part was the "disease" dirty eddie had that had to be sexorcised...Thank you for the entertainment. |
| MzBionic chapter 1 . 9/9/2011 funny premise and i truly loved alice's line: "It's time you let Edward see you in a different light. As a strong young woman who not only wants him as much as he wants her, but who has the ability to seduce even the most uptight, repressed virgin vampire known to man." effin hilarious. |
| amhatfie chapter 35 . 9/7/2011 Ok, I just found this story and had to read it all at one. Really I should be packing to go to Forks this weekend but I couldn't stop. I loved the OOC characters and I have never laughed so hard while reading a story. It was amazing. Alaina |
| TheAllbrighton chapter 11 . 9/4/2011 That was fucking brilliant xD Push-ups have never been so inviting :P -Alix-09 |