| Reviews for 10 Steps To Seducing Your Hot Virgin Vampire BF |
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   Tonya Reneesme Cullen chapter 11 . 7/28/2011 HECK YES EDWARD! It's SOOOOOOOOOOO GOOD! |
| Tonya Reneesme Cullen chapter 4 . 7/28/2011 OMG...I'm laughing so fricken hard here *cue Em "That's what she said" lol |
| Tonya Reneesme Cullen chapter 3 . 7/28/2011 LMAO... OH my goodness I'm busting out laughing over here at poor, sweet Edward. Locking the guys out and turning up the classical music so he could "cry" while holding tight to the sweet pj top of Bella's. LOL if they only knew! |
| ECullen50Shades chapter 18 . 7/20/2011 That was the funniest, strangest yet sexiest breast exam I have ever read about! hahaha xoxo |
| ECullen50Shades chapter 17 . 7/20/2011 "Are you sure, Alice?" He's the worst liar. Like he wasn't doing jazz hands in his head that I was going to be Missing In Action. ... Jazz hands! hahahaha xoxo |
| ECullen50Shades chapter 16 . 7/20/2011 Crap. I wanted to use my bare hands to play doctor. I mean to examine her professionally. My bare hands on her bare breastsesses... ... haha His internal thoughts are so funny! xoxo |
| ECullen50Shades chapter 15 . 7/20/2011 I love that Bella is playing Tanya at her own game! Alice is an evil little pixie but I LOVE her! xoxo |
| ECullen50Shades chapter 14 . 7/19/2011 EPOV That's a good girl, you keep working that pole and smiling at your big papi...uh, I mean vertical workout bar and your loving fiancee...I'm being a pig...look at her ass right now...I'm going to hell... ... OMG! Papi! hahahahaha xoxo |
| ECullen50Shades chapter 13 . 7/19/2011 I feel like Edward might explode! No pun intended hahahaha xoxo |
| ECullen50Shades chapter 12 . 7/19/2011 Ew. Tanya. Enough said. lmao xoxo |
| ECullen50Shades chapter 11 . 7/19/2011 " And you thought Bella stayed with me because of my Volvo..." MikePOV Edward walked out without a care in the world as his monster sized erection threatened to knock people's eyes out if he wielded it too quickly in anyone's direction. Stupid, shiny Volvo owner. ... Cracking up at the whole display in the store! xoxo |
| ECullen50Shades chapter 10 . 7/19/2011 Emmett's eyes grew wide..."Edward what we as men talk about in the woods isn't only secret, but sacred." And with that, he took his fist as hard as he could and pounded it onto my hand that was flat on the table. "OWWW!" ... And I loved the RPOV at the end! xoxo |
| ECullen50Shades chapter 9 . 7/19/2011 Banner wet his pants! hahahahaha JSYK...I have had a huge smile on my face reading each of these chapters! xoxo |
| ECullen50Shades chapter 8 . 7/19/2011 Oh, Jesus take the wheel. Take the wheel because I'm going to crash-crash right into my girlfriend and accidentally have sex with her. On the way to school. On the side of a public road. And Charlie will respond to a call about two kids having mad animal sex in a Volvo. And Charlie will shoot me in the face and upset Bella... ... Poor Eddie hahahaha xoxo |
| ECullen50Shades chapter 7 . 7/19/2011 "Hello, accidental nip slips during your platontic Amish style bed sharing nights with Edward...we all know he has a thing for your areolas..." ... The banter between Alice and Rose at VS was so, so funny. Loving all these characters! xoxo |