| Reviews for 10 Steps To Seducing Your Hot Virgin Vampire BF |
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   ECullen50Shades chapter 6 . 7/19/2011 I got a kick out of the boy talk! Emmett is just such a big sensitive bear isn't he? xoxo |
| ECullen50Shades chapter 5 . 7/19/2011 Emmett and is s-e-x conversation cracked me up! xoxo |
| ECullen50Shades chapter 4 . 7/19/2011 Something we tended to forget in our family where after 75 years or so we just started assuming he was like a vampire version of a genital-ly vacant Ken Doll. ... OMG! hahahahaha And all the boys needing the school binder after her text! So funny! xoxo |
| ECullen50Shades chapter 3 . 7/19/2011 Emmett sank his head to the side. "You want a hug? Or maybe since you are missing Bella I can fall down a flight of stairs and you can swoop me up in your big manly arms and tell me how adorable I am." ... Giggle snort! And the end was so funny. "Missing" Bella. He sure is and needs to release the stress! xoxo |
| ECullen50Shades chapter 2 . 7/19/2011 I just poured a glass of wine and sat down to relax and continue reading. Then when I got to this part, I swear some wine might have shot out of my mouth a little! jsyk! Edward completely deflated. "How can I make things right with her, Al? I tried to explain things to her a couple times, but it was so hard to concentrate. When she wears those soft, flannel pjs that reveal part of her collarbone, it just drives me nuts. I just had to leave the room quickly to keep in control..."his eyes turned almost trance like as he stared off into space wistfully. "Have you ever noticed that the Tigger patch on her pj top falls directly over her left areola?" Oh lawd..."BREAST. BOOB. Hell, Edward, I'll even take titties over "areola!" Edward shook himself back to non-areola land with that cut." I swear Edward, why do I have a feeling you have an issue of "Amish Porn Monthly" tucked in between your matresses as we speak where the centerfold models hike up their pioneer dresses to reveal a little mid-calf for your oogling pleasure? Drooling over a little collarbone cleavage is positively kinky!" ... xoxo |
| ECullen50Shades chapter 1 . 7/19/2011 Oh, this looks like fun! "You asked him to make love to you in your plaid flannel Tigger pjs...and...you do realize you have two dabs of zit cream on your chin right now and socks that look like you stole them from Charlie's drawer?" ... hahaha xoxo |
| Kylee-Cat chapter 35 . 7/10/2011 LOVED THIS STORY! LMAO! I laughed so hard at some parts that I thought I'd piss myself! :) |
| Valerie Montrel chapter 7 . 6/27/2011 I looked at the dress on your profile for this chapter (Bella's baby doll dress) and I thought that this dress would sute it better! here is the link! . I hope you like it! I just thought it was a bit more sexy but not to much still inocent! |
| Valerie Montrel chapter 1 . 6/25/2011 AMAZING! Love it write more please! |
| chocolatelovergirl chapter 29 . 6/14/2011 :) |
| chocolatelovergirl chapter 28 . 6/13/2011 :) |
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| treena-ivy-carter chapter 1 . 6/13/2011 La dee dah... Hilarious D Tree |