I can't take much more. My poor penis is going to explode.

gah! poor edward.

"as his monster sized erection threatened to knock people's eyes out"

oh god you are killing me!

you are too funny. something about the boys giving Edward the talk kills me everytime, it's so...pervy! keep mining it baby!

"THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!" Emmett clapped his hands and said mostly to himself, "It never gets old..."

ha ha get'sa laugh from me every damn time! very funny chapter..i have tears!

I LOVE THE GRANDMA!

This story was great! I actually laughed aloud so many times! Thanks for sharing! :-)

so, aside from the ridiculous spinning around a pole and getting Jane with her lucite heels, this is the funniest effing thing i have ever read. The entire time i was reading it, i was cracking up. I love how you took the characters as they have been perverted by fanfiction and then made them into even more intense caricatures. It was pretty genius.

i have to say i sad to see that not all the links for the photos worked anymore. i would have loved to have seen the girls all dressed for prom. i love the idea of Bella as a young Bridgitte Bardot.

Thanks for writing!

lol

ooooooh cannot wait to see them play their games :P

NOOOOOOO! Esme has gone into mother overdrive!

me no likey this edward *pouts* still very hilarious though

Oh you gotta love Dr McFuck me ;D

BWWAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHA!

OMG LOL "He probably thinks you fell off your pedestal." I love it!

Absolutely fantastic story! I just found it this morning and could not put it down! You are absolutely hysterical!

Thank you!