Reviews for 10 Steps To Seducing Your Hot Virgin Vampire BF
Ksangi chapter 6 . 3/9/2008
"Jeremy the Bell Boy's dingleberry" You must realize how funny this story is, good God, I still find myself giggling randomly over the "Amish Porn Monthly" and Gay Bluebird comments. Please, please, continue.
devadasi7 chapter 6 . 3/9/2008
ROTFLMAO! Oh, holy cow! I laughed so hard I was crying and afraid that I was going to wake up my husband and the new baby! This is absolutely hysterical. Emmett's sex talk was one of the funniest things I've ever read and then when he made that comment about the girls watching Titanic, I thought I would pee in my pants. Please update soon!
noneisheregoawayplease chapter 6 . 3/9/2008
hahahah! crest white strips, omg! your officially the coolest dork ever! and the girls celebrities they wanna do? i LOVE YOU! Update soon or ill rip your balls out!
Santi911 chapter 6 . 3/9/2008

Ha! I love how you added in Robert Pattinson and Kellan Lutz!

That was great!

Update soon!
bellarina chapter 6 . 3/9/2008
Wow I love the hairdo you picked for Bella. It would definitely sex(y) her up a bit lol. As soon as I heard the name for the makeup artist I thought of What Not To Wear. Great reference there. ;) The guys are cracking me up being all hormonal and girly on their supposedly manly hunting expedition. I have to say the girl talk was a little scary though. It's like they were imagining their men having sex with themselves haha! Way too bizarre.
katmeows4no1 chapter 6 . 3/9/2008
ok, if they knew, they'd totally flip out! i just love this chapter!
Rhen Nightshade chapter 6 . 3/9/2008
If they only knew...

OMG, I love it!... Did I just use OMG? So not me.

Anyway, out of deva mode... I love it, please update!
Potterfriendz chapter 6 . 3/9/2008
I can't wait to see Bella's work put to the test. I have a feeling it'll be quite the entertaining read :)

The boys were too funny. Nothing like male bonding.

I had to laugh at your choices for girls for their guys. Haha...
Joyvis chapter 6 . 3/9/2008
I've never really liked Rosalie... then this chapter was written and I am now one of her number one fans. Bring on the bad cop!
gilmorefan09 chapter 6 . 3/9/2008
I love that you can make this plot humorous
vampirelover2007 chapter 6 . 3/9/2008
ok that last part about the guys was totally hot! update soon
Licensetocreep chapter 6 . 3/9/2008
Gespard Ulliel! Finally someone else who finds him drop dead gorgeous!

guh, I love you woman! Totally have once again succeeded in making my night.

Can't wait till the next chapter, my curiousity is piqued on how Bella will get that check...
RadioactiveBlood chapter 6 . 3/9/2008

* fells to the floor laughing *

The Robert Pattinson was a good one! Youre such clever, I kept saying that! And even the Kellan Lutz is funny.

I really do love you fic, update soon!

hugs & kisses.
chimaera chapter 6 . 3/9/2008
Totally Brokeback Mountain...delicious, lol. Can't wait until the reunion!
Nicole Katherine chapter 6 . 3/9/2008
update ASAP! I can't wait to read more! I absolutely loved it.
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