Reviews for 10 Steps To Seducing Your Hot Virgin Vampire BF |
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![]() ![]() ![]() omc! this line is so funny! Emmett sank his head to the side. "You want a hug? Or maybe since you are missing Bella I can fall down a flight of stairs and you can swoop me up in your big manly arms and tell me how adorable I am." i love emmett! |
![]() ![]() ![]() "Jeremy the Bell Boy's dingleberry" You must realize how funny this story is, good God, I still find myself giggling randomly over the "Amish Porn Monthly" and Gay Bluebird comments. Please, please, continue. |
![]() ![]() ![]() ROTFLMAO! Oh, holy cow! I laughed so hard I was crying and afraid that I was going to wake up my husband and the new baby! This is absolutely hysterical. Emmett's sex talk was one of the funniest things I've ever read and then when he made that comment about the girls watching Titanic, I thought I would pee in my pants. Please update soon! |
![]() ![]() ![]() hahahah! crest white strips, omg! your officially the coolest dork ever! and the girls celebrities they wanna do? i LOVE YOU! Update soon or ill rip your balls out! |
![]() ![]() ![]() LMAO! Ha! I love how you added in Robert Pattinson and Kellan Lutz! That was great! Update soon! |
![]() ![]() ![]() Wow I love the hairdo you picked for Bella. It would definitely sex(y) her up a bit lol. As soon as I heard the name for the makeup artist I thought of What Not To Wear. Great reference there. ;) The guys are cracking me up being all hormonal and girly on their supposedly manly hunting expedition. I have to say the girl talk was a little scary though. It's like they were imagining their men having sex with themselves haha! Way too bizarre. |
![]() ![]() ![]() ok, if they knew, they'd totally flip out! i just love this chapter! |
![]() ![]() ![]() If they only knew... OMG, I love it!... Did I just use OMG? So not me. Anyway, out of deva mode... I love it, please update! |
![]() ![]() ![]() I can't wait to see Bella's work put to the test. I have a feeling it'll be quite the entertaining read :) The boys were too funny. Nothing like male bonding. I had to laugh at your choices for girls for their guys. Haha... |
![]() ![]() ![]() I've never really liked Rosalie... then this chapter was written and I am now one of her number one fans. Bring on the bad cop! |
![]() ![]() ![]() I love that you can make this plot humorous |
![]() ![]() ![]() ok that last part about the guys was totally hot! update soon |
![]() ![]() ![]() Gespard Ulliel! Finally someone else who finds him drop dead gorgeous! guh, I love you woman! Totally have once again succeeded in making my night. Can't wait till the next chapter, my curiousity is piqued on how Bella will get that check... |
![]() ![]() ![]() LOL! * fells to the floor laughing * The Robert Pattinson was a good one! Youre such clever, I kept saying that! And even the Kellan Lutz is funny. I really do love you fic, update soon! hugs & kisses. |
![]() ![]() ![]() Totally Brokeback Mountain...delicious, lol. Can't wait until the reunion! |