Reviews for A Most Modest Proposition
Aria Breuer chapter 1 . 7/7/2016
Good story. But I think it's safe to say there were gnomes, fairies and possibly mermaids in Middle-earth. I read the first book in the Histories of Middle-earth, which is why I gave the correction. I hope this is all right. But it would be something to find out the gnomes' fates from Valinor. Well done, and quite humorous. :)
ConstablePenhaleShootsHimself chapter 1 . 11/12/2014
Great story.
J'uno x x chapter 1 . 3/15/2008
Haha, this story just cracked me up! -

/After all, there were nine walkers in the Fellowship, and there were nine planets in the solar system before the International Astronomical Union knocked Pluto off the map. Bastards./ Yeah, bastards. Pluto has feelings too! xDD

/"Temus," said a gloomy looking faun in the corner. "My brother is Tumnus. Lucky bastard got to go to Narnia, but when I try to get into Middle-earth, their stupid gods-"/ LOL! Poor Temus. xD

/"I'm like an Entwife," Ashe said./ Entwives... ENTWIVVEESS! *cough* :P

Added to favourites. :D

~ JessnEuwie x x
The Barracking Bard chapter 1 . 3/12/2008
I rather liked the way you wrote this :) reminded me of the narrative of Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy ... kind of. Welldone! ~ E.S
Calenlass Greenleaf chapter 1 . 3/12/2008
/And so they did. For, you see, Eru did not want these foreign creatures invading Middle-earth, for they did not belong there. And, in his book, they never, ever did./

Not so in fanfics. I wish it were so. The day the first person on FF-Net decided to put a "different race" into her fic, it's never stopped.

Anyway, I enjoyed this. :)


P.S. You forgot the shape-shifting dragons...