Reviews for Jesus is a Vampire!
rachael chapter 2 . 12/1/2012
definitely made me laugh :-) espeically when he's like "3 days - ring any bells?" haha good one. I try to be christian and I love Twilight too, so a very enjoyable story
Lena xo chapter 1 . 1/2/2011
...I mean, when you think about it that's quite a smart conclusion- haha :D

Christian here ~raises hand~ no offence taken at all :D Hilarious, gotta love Emmett ;)


Lena xo
MovingSomewhereElse chapter 2 . 10/15/2010
I knew what you meant...I also know that there are a lot of people out there that take things like this to heart. I am glad that you decided to bring a little bit of religion into a funny story.



**Emmett's Twin...sadly**
Qwenbryla chapter 2 . 6/11/2010
Hah! I can so imagine Emmett saying that! Very good!
BlindingFirefly chapter 1 . 6/10/2010
I'm a Christian, too. And I still found this freakin' hysterical!
MyImmortalMajor chapter 1 . 4/19/2010
Lolz! X10 I thought of this ages ago! No one would believe me...
ConNopales chapter 1 . 10/13/2009
Cute! So incredibly emmet.
DoesItMatterWhatMyNameIs XP chapter 1 . 8/18/2009
WHo Knew! NeVeR thought of that lol!

Keep On Writing

Signature: WhEn LiFe GiVeS YoU KiWiS MaKe MaNgO JuIcE
HelioApple chapter 2 . 8/13/2009
*Laughs*...Wow, you are really creative. And that was so...Emmett!
Beanacre0 chapter 1 . 7/8/2009
This story is hilarious! I can just picture Emmett saying that.
Julieanne-Arc chapter 1 . 6/20/2009
This is brilliant. You're awesome.

I could re-read this over and over and it's still funny every time.
kristy267 chapter 1 . 6/14/2009
Hahaha! This is to funny!

Emmett so doesn't need to read the Bible anymore!

I can understand slightly why Emmett would believe Jesus is a vampire but not the Zombie part. How can he be a zombie?

I'd like more please! This is way to funny, not to have more!

Pretty please with vampire/zombie Jesus on top! :)
dottie-cullen chapter 2 . 4/30/2009
in that case, write more.
Little Orange Frog chapter 1 . 4/2/2009
LOL. ;)
violetcara chapter 1 . 2/12/2009
lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

that is so typically emmett loved it loved it loved it

x vc
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