|Reviews for Jesus is a Vampire!|
| rachael chapter 2 . 12/1/2012
definitely made me laugh :-) espeically when he's like "3 days - ring any bells?" haha good one. I try to be christian and I love Twilight too, so a very enjoyable story
| Lena xo chapter 1 . 1/2/2011
...I mean, when you think about it that's quite a smart conclusion- haha :D
Christian here ~raises hand~ no offence taken at all :D Hilarious, gotta love Emmett ;)
| MovingSomewhereElse chapter 2 . 10/15/2010
I knew what you meant...I also know that there are a lot of people out there that take things like this to heart. I am glad that you decided to bring a little bit of religion into a funny story.
| Qwenbryla chapter 2 . 6/11/2010
Hah! I can so imagine Emmett saying that! Very good!
| BlindingFirefly chapter 1 . 6/10/2010
I'm a Christian, too. And I still found this freakin' hysterical!
| MyImmortalMajor chapter 1 . 4/19/2010
Lolz! X10 I thought of this ages ago! No one would believe me...
| ConNopales chapter 1 . 10/13/2009
Cute! So incredibly emmet.
| DoesItMatterWhatMyNameIs XP chapter 1 . 8/18/2009
WHo Knew! NeVeR thought of that lol!
Keep On Writing
Signature: WhEn LiFe GiVeS YoU KiWiS MaKe MaNgO JuIcE
| HelioApple chapter 2 . 8/13/2009
*Laughs*...Wow, you are really creative. And that was so...Emmett!
| Beanacre0 chapter 1 . 7/8/2009
This story is hilarious! I can just picture Emmett saying that.
| Julieanne-Arc chapter 1 . 6/20/2009
This is brilliant. You're awesome.
I could re-read this over and over and it's still funny every time.
| kristy267 chapter 1 . 6/14/2009
Hahaha! This is to funny!
Emmett so doesn't need to read the Bible anymore!
I can understand slightly why Emmett would believe Jesus is a vampire but not the Zombie part. How can he be a zombie?
I'd like more please! This is way to funny, not to have more!
Pretty please with vampire/zombie Jesus on top! :)
| dottie-cullen chapter 2 . 4/30/2009
in that case, write more.
| Little Orange Frog chapter 1 . 4/2/2009
| violetcara chapter 1 . 2/12/2009
lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol
that is so typically emmett loved it loved it loved it