|Reviews for Vanity Not Quite Fair|
| Nichalia chapter 1 . 10/5/2012
| lolo1234 chapter 1 . 9/21/2012
very very funny, I'm not sure I'll ever get the image out of my mind of his feet not reaching the floor!
| Pipa chapter 1 . 11/16/2011
great twist, it makes far more sense for him to be a goblin )
| startraveller776 chapter 1 . 10/31/2011
*snicker* Oh, I loved this. Quite hilarious! And the last line really made it. Good stuff. (I'm misplacedmama on LJ, btw.)
| StrangersToLove chapter 1 . 6/10/2011
Fantastic punchline! I just had to say a little something about how much I loved reading this, as I sit here - huge grin plastered across my face! This is short and silly, but so incredibly sweet! It's definitely a must read for those of us who love Jareth and Sarah together - no. matter. what.
| Surelady chapter 1 . 12/16/2010
The push-up bra comment at the end was priceless! But actually, it does make sense that the king of goblins would be a friggin goblin. Although I think I'm as shallow as Sarah and prefer him Bowie-shaped.
| A Mistake chapter 1 . 6/22/2010
"...sorry to be shallow"
That has to be one of the best lines I've read. It has always egged me why David Bowie gets to be the Jareth the King of Goblins looking like a human rock star (well, we know what he is, doesn't mean the producers should get away with it without an explanation though). It's a refreshing change from the Jareth-is-a-Fae/Fairy theory, and I like the maturity that comes with the older Sarah.
Which reminds me... if you ever try writing something to mock the paragraphs upon paragraphs of description of Jareth or Sarah's beauty that is inflicted upon us poor readers in some fanfictions some other time, I would definitely read it.
Many thanks for writing this.
| chee-wit chapter 1 . 2/26/2010
I prefer that explanation than him being a "Fae" or Fairie creature, it bothers me to no end. The King of England was English, the Prime Minster of Canada is a Canadian and the King of the Goblin is a goblin. I thought it was very amusing and sweet, when he took off the amulet I was reminded of the story "The Donkey". Very nice, thank you for better explanation. :)
| wistfulXdreams chapter 1 . 12/17/2009
*cackles madly* Absolutely perfect! Hahaha, I have wondered about that amulet...ohmigosh. Genius. XD
| ElfMaidenOfLight chapter 1 . 5/14/2009
"(Sits back and waits to be beaten to death by rabid Jareth fanatics.)"
*quickly hides 2x4*
| Gemkat5 chapter 1 . 4/7/2009
This is a very original idea. I really liked it. It was cute and I loved Sarah's last comment! LMAO! Thanks for sharing!
| kawaiisuzu chapter 1 . 2/17/2009
That was fantastic, and that was actually one of the first things I wondered when I saw Bowie in the film. "Why isn't he a goblin?" It's interesting, since there's not a single other creature in the Labyrinth that looks human like he does (well, not counting the dream).
The dialogue was very well paced. :) And the ending line? Priceless.
| Deritine chapter 1 . 1/13/2009
LOL! I can't believe you did that! Hahah! Wow...
| StarzAngelus chapter 1 . 11/26/2008
Oh, this was pure BRILLIANCE. I was reading it, soaking up the beautiful imagery of an undressing Jareth and the excitement/mystery of Sarah watching this most intimate moment... And then you reveal to us the truth about his amulet, and I'm going to be honest, I felt a pang in my chest because I've never read a fic like this where Jareth was actually like this, and it just struck me as sad (having to wear the illusion and the shallowness of us humans). I'm right here thining, "Wow, this is so deep... introspective... poor Jareth..." And then WHAM!
YOUR LAST LINE. LMAO.
There went the angst to be replaced by humor.
Anyway, fantastic job. You totally had me. Beautiful idea. :)
| Jax chapter 1 . 8/20/2008