|Reviews for Love is a Battlefield|
| my.name.is.JoJo chapter 20 . 7/16/2012
*Sigh* Sadly it came to an end...I loved the story...LOL She hate's his penis. I bet every woman says that when they go into labor
| Brambleshadow of WindClan chapter 2 . 1/10/2011
This is good. Why is it I'm reminded of the song by Pat Benatar?
| sambam17 chapter 6 . 9/26/2010
I literally fell on the floor laughing at the spongebob part. Brilliant! Now the theme song is stuck in my head!
| sambam17 chapter 2 . 9/26/2010
40 year old virgin... nice!
| Aurelie G chapter 1 . 10/1/2009
| Leonie1988 chapter 20 . 8/5/2009
I loved the first few chapters, but the end was a little bit predictable...
but i really liked the story alot!
| jaimee01 chapter 19 . 8/5/2009
"Mr. DiNozzo, please report to obstetrics."...A woman spoke over the speakers.
Tony extended his arm, stopping the doors from closing, he stepped out as the woman repeated..."Mr. DiNozzo, please report to obstetrics. Thank you."
McGee followed him out, letting the doors close.
"Tony!"...Abby yelled over the speakers, the sound of Abby wrestling the phone away from the woman is heard..."Can you hear me? Tony?"
"Miss, please."...The woman takes the phone back from Abby.
They begin fighting over it..."Hey, I need this! My friend is in labor! Tony, Ziva's in labor, hurry!"
"What?"...Abby annoyingly asked.
"This is not a toy!"...She grabs the phone back from Abby.
Ziva lets out a primal scream in the background..."UH OH! TONY!"...Abby grabs back the phone..."You do know that Ziva's having YOUR baby alone..."...Something crashes in the background..."Stop throwing things, Ziva! And stop being possessed!"...Abby shouted as Tony lifted his hands in the air, looking confused..."Where in the hell are you, Tony?"
"Give me the damn phone!"...The woman yelled loudly, she was fighting with Abby again for the phone.
LOL i loved this part. It was so hilarious. I can actually imagine Abby doing that lol.
| princesskag03 chapter 12 . 7/3/2009
LOL i love this part LOL
"Thank you, Jesus!"...Ziva yelled.
All eyes moved back to Ziva.
"What? I will take all the help I can get."
i really like it
| SemperFiNeverForget051909 chapter 20 . 5/15/2009
"I think she needs a priest, not painkillers!"
and the "I hate your penis" part.
GOD! this is the MOST HILARIOUS STORY I HAVE READ!
they should really put that in the script!
| GloriaS chapter 20 . 12/27/2008
loved your that Zivas dad killed that B-
| A Fanfiction Angel chapter 20 . 11/7/2008
Wow. Great work!
Keep up with the fantastic writing :D
From A Fanfiction Angel
| TimeWitch'93 chapter 12 . 11/3/2008
I love the story, but "Thank You, Jesus" Ziva yelled Ziva is Jewish, there for she does not believe that Jesus was anything, but ordinary so why woud she be thank him? Other thank that good job,
| dark-angels-who-eat-cookies chapter 19 . 6/28/2008
Woah! Action! Funny! Cool! GO TONY! THEY HAVE A BABY TIVA!
Brilliant writing! I'm sad I didn't read it earlier :)
| abc's of drama chapter 20 . 6/15/2008
I absolutely loved this story especially the part where Vance choked on one of those ridiculous toothpicks LOL
| weheartdumbledore224 chapter 6 . 6/7/2008
so funny i'll really love tiva stories i really hate jeunna or what ever her name is
Lots of Tiva Love