Chapter 22:

Harry really should have shown Voldie PC games. Like Lucius 1, 2 and 3.

Small kid that turns out to be the anticrist, going around killing people with "accidents" (and some magic), with the ultimate goal of bringing in armageddon and make his REAL father (Lucifer) proud? I bet Tom can really relate!
Heck, the kid even looks like him!

Voldie would also like Overlord -especially clubbing of baby seals and killing hippie-elves. (He might like the evil seductress consort too. She's kinda like a saner Bellatrix who get the boys to do the killing for her.)

Oh, and Star Wars the Old Republic Online (SWTOR). You ACTUALLY get to torture people as a Sith. _

Plus the quest for power (and later to become the emperor and start universal domination) would really appeal to him. xD

I also think Don't Mess With Me by Temposhark might appeal to him... although he may be a bit too old school I guess. Lol

Oh, and I guess House of Cards (American version) may not be out yet, but I bet Voldie would LOVE it!

...and possibly decide to become a politician and take over the world legally.

Pleanty of ways to torment people without the use of illegal curses.

For the other chapter:

Ah, the Taliban... Good choice for a less traumatic topic during the 90s! I believe the Americans was founding them and calling them friends back then. _

Of course, the terror attacks didn't start up until the... 2000s I believe. So Harry and his friends wouldn't know about that yet. Lol

Out-of-time references aside, I LOVE this fanfic! SO fun!

Chapter 22:

Ah, the Taliban... Good choice for a less traumatic topic during the 90s! I believe the Americans was founding them and calling them friends back then. _

Of course, the terror attacks didn't start up until the... 2000s I believe. So Harry and his friends wouldn't know about that yet. Lol

Out-of-time references aside, I LOVE this fanfic! SO fun!

...aaaand now I imagine dominatrix Hermione cracking a whip and holding a chair towards Voldemort to tame him like a circus lion.

Actually... Tom DID tell Harry that they 'even looked alike' in the Chamber of Secrets.

Harry being the secret child of Voldemort isn't all that far-fetched.

Plus, no one looks EXACTLY luke their father, so the fact that Harry seems to do so indicates he's either under a spell or potion to change his appearance, or (far more likely) people look at his hair and glasses and delutionally see james potter based on two superficial traits.

Fun Fact: Centaurs are infamous for raping young maidens.

What are the odds of a certain bookworm NOT knowing THAT when she lured umbridge into the forest? _

I swear Hermione is far more vicious than people think. As long as it is for a morally justifiable cause.

(Morally justifiable to HER. Morals are so very flexible and ever-changing. Canibalism was morally good until 50 years ago in some parts of the world, killing your daughter and wife in honor killings or mutilating their genetalia is still morally good in certain parts of the world today.

Really... ANYTHING can be justified if you just want to justify it. Morals are a myth.)

Ah, nostalgia~

Reminds me of summercamp when I was in a political youth group... people singing about how they'd fill their tubs with the blood of those from the right wing party...

...the WAY out anarchist parti we worked with plotted to fuck some shit up, while the rest just wanted to hang banners all over town...

I like radical Hermione. It suits her. And makes sense.

Is Guy Fox some kind of parody on Guy Fawkes? Oo

...isn't fawkes the name of dumbledore's bird?
The bord that keeps blowing up in flames...?
...suspicious...

I'm pretty sure I read 90% of those rituals in the suposed reveal of satanic cults (a.i. the "satanic panic" type book from the 90s I found at the library. I laughed so hard when I read that book...)

It's striking how similar this chapter is.

LOVE IT!

Comme t on chap 5:

What kind of parents do they have to not discover the joys of reproduction until they're 13?! *Gasps*

I'll admit that not everyone finds their daddy's collection of "Cats" (por mag fyi) when they're 9... and reads comics where the Villain's superpower is huge breasts that makes men her braindead slaves and the heroin looses half her clothes in every fight. (Cat Claw, fyi)...

...or start having sex at age 11 like my cousin...

But how can they NOT have known about sex from movies and porn magazines on display? And... y'know... EVERY other kid in their class starting to get curious the second they realize girls and boys look different naked. (Proboably at age 4, although sex curiousety tend to be more age 10, but still...)

That aside...

HILLARIOUS stories in this! xD

Whoo-hoo! I'm used to pure Western fantasy, so how did you get from Lenovo to Pokémon? That's interesting.

It would be nice if you could expand on this little story. Imagine how Pokemon would capture the hearts of young, young, pure-blooded children who had not been baptized by Muggle culture.

lol

Love the chapter esp the way Luna 'mis'understood what Hermione said.

And after all that ... Ron is still clueless. ;)

The Magic Eight Ball is ... magic. ;)

Ron's trying to be supportive of Harry's inter-house kindness ... just gets some of the more practical aspects wrong. Do NOT hug a Slytherin from the back! They're always ready for an attack.

Another great chapter. Peeves is really having fun, isn't he?