|Reviews for So Not Expecting That|
| Aletta-Artemis-Vervada chapter 4 . 5/25/2008
Did you have fun? It was really horrible, but the last chapter was truely priceless. sarcasm makes all parodies so much better.
| Pabelaide chapter 4 . 5/21/2008
dude it was funny but it sucked on ice
| Purple Carnation chapter 2 . 5/3/2008
Wait, are you parodying the horrible stories that are in this fandom (seriously, there are tons. That's why I rarely come her) or is this seriously your story?
I'm hoping for the first, honestly. _;;
| jonimitchell chapter 3 . 5/3/2008
This is extremely funny! Thank you for giving me my dose of humor.
| oXXb00kw0rmXXo chapter 1 . 5/2/2008
interesting? I can't say I'll read it again... but... um, Global Conquest-er? Did you review your own story AND FLAME IT? Just wondering why on earth you would do that... but to all her own, I guess!
| twi-hard fanpire07 chapter 1 . 5/2/2008
ok...i don't really understand where your going with this. i can't tell if you really hate these books or if your doing a parody just because your bored. sometimes parodies are funny but this was kind of retarded. i know your probably like really mad at me for this review and think i'm totally bashing you but i've gotten reviews like these too and they are to help just fyi.
| Global Conquest-er chapter 2 . 5/2/2008
Although this chapter was not as bad as the first one, it still needs work. Like, alot of it.
Find a self-help book, or SOMETHING, and shield us from the pain of your writing!
| DreamChaser011593 chapter 1 . 5/2/2008
I read the other person's review for this stroy and I hope that they know you didn't write this. Did you? because if you did, I'm sorry, It sucked. But I don't think you did. And I love that you are speaking your mind and telling people what you think. Cool.
| Global Conquest-er chapter 1 . 5/2/2008
ooh! do you love it or what!
I'm going with "no".
If Edward is still a virgin, how could Bella be PREGNANT?
And, even if they werent, how was that supposed to happen? He is a vampire and his body doesnt do that!
And, how could Edward fall in love with someone else?
And, what is with Alice?
You have seriously messed up a beautiful story, SHAME ON YOU!