|Reviews for Death Wish|
| gfhwdgkl chapter 2 . 6/7/2008
haha this is funny please continue!
| Angeliss chapter 2 . 6/7/2008
Number 17... Oh goodness... You might have to put a disclaimer that you can't be held responsible for your readers laughing themselves to death...
| Bloodapple123 chapter 1 . 6/7/2008
I. CAN'T. STOP. LAUGHING. That was absolutely hillarious. I am so gonna show all my friends this.
| Stephanie The Evil One chapter 1 . 6/7/2008
OMG THATS HILARIOUS! I had tears in my eyes, I was crying so hard. Please do make more! I BEG OF YOU! XD
| Girl29 chapter 1 . 6/4/2008
I hope you continue. That was so cute and pretty funny. The 1st one is my favorite.
| MidnightAngel325 chapter 1 . 5/31/2008
| JaspersTruePixie chapter 1 . 5/29/2008
9) Make loud remarks near Edward all about how vampires burn in the sun. When he finally snaps and tells you that vampires do not burn in the sun, they sparkle, stare at him blankly for a few moments before crying out, "WHAT! SPARKLE! What the hell are you guys? The homo vampires!" OMC! XD
| RandomRainbowProductions chapter 1 . 5/21/2008
The last one was, totally, the best.
| Xxyupthat'srightxX chapter 1 . 5/13/2008
i'm liking number 15...
| shadowX101 chapter 1 . 5/13/2008
hhaha they r halarious! i cant wait for more! LMAO LMAO!
| dawning beauty chapter 1 . 5/13/2008
lol nice. yea, never do that. please continue
| O0oJulieto0O chapter 1 . 5/13/2008
!plz keep writing this is funny
| VampxLover1194 chapter 1 . 5/13/2008
| TheBadWolf88 chapter 1 . 5/13/2008
Ha Ha! really funny! Please post more
| Angeliss chapter 1 . 5/12/2008
Homo vampires? For sparkling? Please tell me that you didn't get that because that was someone's response to the meadow scene... But it was incredibly funny. Please continue?