|Reviews for Death Wish|
| AlyssaRuin chapter 3 . 10/20/2010
Brilliance! Ohmygowsh, I'm laughing so much! You're so awesome!
| indy001 chapter 3 . 8/24/2010
bahahahahaha loved it. Man you never fail to amuse me. Showed this to my bf and he now thinks of you as his hero.
| FICTIONAL-STAR chapter 3 . 8/6/2010
3, and the one with the babies (: are the ROFL ones for me.
| Mrs. Comrade chapter 1 . 7/22/2010
"Invite yourself to the Cullen household, declare it "movie night", and pop in "The 40-Year-Old Vigin". Continue to make suggestive remarks throughout the whole movie about knowing someone who puts the 40-year-old virgin to shame."
made me laugh so hard i just about peed my pants. im now receiving odd looks from anyone in a 20 mile radius who just heard me laugh hysterically. congratulations(:
| Loolooo127 chapter 2 . 7/15/2010
Love it! Made me laugh so hard I almost peed my pants. I know thats tmi but u hade to know.
| BlindLittleRain chapter 3 . 5/29/2010
| AngiJ chapter 3 . 5/26/2010
Wow. This was perfect for the day I had - awesome.
| AngiJ chapter 2 . 5/26/2010
Okay - this is just too funny. How is this rated T?
| AngiJ chapter 1 . 5/26/2010
Laugh. Out. Loud.
Continuin to LOL.
| helpmeimstuckon chapter 3 . 3/21/2010
| helpmeimstuckon chapter 2 . 3/21/2010
| helpmeimstuckon chapter 1 . 3/21/2010
5) Ask him - really offhandedly and daydream-like - what his and Bella's kids would look like. Then snap out of it, look around in confusion, and then laugh, saying, "Oh, that's RIGHT! YOU can never have kids with Bella!" (Disclaimer: If Isabella Swan happens to kill you as well for this one, The Romanticidal Edward can STILL not be held liable)
| im not here chapter 3 . 3/16/2010
hahahahahaha i loved this i wish u would right more hahahahahahahaha lol rofl lmao nice job!
| marsbareater12 chapter 3 . 2/27/2010
HEhe! Nice! Im not willing to die just yet though...
| Edwardis2bella chapter 3 . 2/10/2010
omg that was freakin hilarious! I LOVE YOU!