Reviews for Death Wish
BlindLittleRain chapter 1 . 2/9/2010
Tie her to a tree so she looks like a sheep that has me pissing myself. Oe of the funniest things on twilight fanfiction, i swear.
Allebasii chapter 3 . 1/31/2010
ok #36 is pretty hilarius to imagin.
Inkinhart chapter 3 . 1/4/2010
How on earth do you come up with these? Seriously. Really. Funny. (More, please?)
RosyBlondieCullen101 chapter 2 . 1/2/2010
lol, this is really funny, when did he say Spunk Ransom?
twilightobsessed40873a chapter 3 . 1/1/2010
That was so fucking funny
Glorificus 001 chapter 3 . 12/30/2009
LOL Awesome list i love it D
Allebasii chapter 1 . 12/26/2009
haha where'd you get #15?
Angelenna chapter 3 . 12/3/2009
I loved #36 the best, that was just priceless!
Angelenna chapter 2 . 12/3/2009
This second list was even better! I was rolling reading these, my two year old just stared at me in shock.
Angelenna chapter 1 . 12/3/2009
This was great. I was laughing through the whole list, I could see someone doing this. Thanks for posting it.
1234567899 chapter 3 . 11/20/2009
" Douse Bella in mountain lion blood, use the stickiness of that to cover her in white cotton balls (so she looks like a lamb), and tie her to a tree near where Edward is hunting."

i laughed so hard at that.
SerenShadow chapter 3 . 11/18/2009
HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE! I'm giggling like a school girl at the moment...

AWW...That was just hilarious! Seriously, LUV it!
Mrs. Edmund Pevensie chapter 3 . 11/15/2009
hehehehehehe! My favorites are probably 28, 35, 37, and 40. (At least on this page.) :)
Alyss chapter 3 . 11/14/2009
Awesomeness :D

Lol I have got to show this to my friends...
cinnamonscribble chapter 3 . 11/13/2009
I was (admittedly, stupidly) walking down the stairs when I got to number 33... And now I have a dirty great bruise on my shin... Thankyou for making me laugh so hard that I didn't feel the pain for a good 3 minutes, though... No, really. Thanks
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