Reviews for Cruising for Disaster
jeffhardymegafan chapter 4 . 8/19/2009
i love this story so much
awprncss4386 chapter 4 . 5/29/2008
leighton loves it and she knows it lol its getting good! update soon!
101mizzpoet101 chapter 4 . 5/21/2008
I... Just... Fucking... Died!

For the third time today (Cause you remember i died like twice with you earlier)

You are my messiah... no... you are THE Messiah! if... i dont make it out of this review alive, you'll know why britty!

Randy rolled his eyes and grabbed Dom’s hand and led it to the crotch area of his jeans. He smirked at her as he let her hand do all the work after leading her hand to it.

“Don’t feel afraid to want to go under the table either,” he said with the famous smirk on his face.

Okay... britt that has happened to me so many times b4... i'll be in a public place and my real b.f (not randy lol... i wish)

has done that... and i swear it is SUCH an adrenaline rush... cause you are always like a moment away from getting caught and possibly arrested for lude conduct. But it is so worth it.

Dom grinned and looked around the dining room and slowly slipped under the table, unnoticed. Once underneath the table, Domonique scooted closer to Randy as she slowly unzipped the zipper of his jeans. She smiled as she saw the tent in his boxers. She slid her slender hand into the opening of the boxers and gently grabbed his dick and then pulled it out into the open. She heard his fist hit the top of the table from above her and she grinned then licked the head of his dick in a tantalizing way. She

grinned as she felt him excite even more in her hand. She slowly slid her mouth over the head of his dick and then sucked on just the head still teasing him in a tantalizing way. She grinned as he still grew erect in the palm of her hand and in her mouth.

She slid her mouth down the rest of his shaft, taking it all into her mouth. She heard him groan from above the table and was thankful that the music had started all ready and was at an upbeat pace as she began to bob her head up and down with his shaft in his mouth. She continued to suck him off, the suction of her mouth getting harder as she let her tongue swirl around his shaft to put him in a state of pure ecstasy. He lasted a few minutes longer in her mouth before he came at full force. She grinned and swallowed every last drop.

so i have never had so many consecutive mental orgasms in my life... you are the master of oral sex scenes! britty how do you know me so well? like i said at that i am a pro... i really need to stop saying that in reviews, ppl will start to get the wrong idea (which is technically the right idea... but a BAD idea none the less... it's a "don't try this at home" type of thing.

Seriously i have done that in a movie theater b4...of course in the back top last row... but i have done that... and like i said the adrenaline rush is electrifying and it makes it all the more satisfying...and i've done IT in a movie theater too with my b.f but never under a table in a restuarant... dammit britt now you have put that idea in my head and im going to try it... this one time he and i got caught by the cops when we were-... i really shouldn't divulge that in this review should i? yeah you're right, for a later day i suppose.

seriously... all he said was wonderful? he should still be in la la land... hm maybe im slacking britt...

seriously when are leighton and jeff going to fuck? omg i could seriously see her jumping from bed to bed and jeff swinging around the room aimlessly!

have i mentioned lately that i fucking love you? along with the fact that i am dead?

this chapter was the best one ever! (Aside from the one when randy and i finally fuck)

you are one talented author! btw... how is this still rated t? girl this is soft core porn... which is why i love you so dearly!
101mizzpoet101 chapter 3 . 5/14/2008
YOU ARE THE BIONIC FUCKING WOMAN! 2 UPDATES FOR THE SAME STORY WITHIN 13 HRS OF ONE ANOTHER? I fucking love you!

britty you wrote me porn! soft core porn but porn none the less! my life, is officially complete! i may now rest in peace lmfao! funniest thing? i am a size 40D lol so yeah randy saying "mm... mine" wow that could so happen lmfao. hahahaha

okay the sexual tension between u and jeff is so strong that i could cut it with a knife... so when are you and him going to fck? lol lmfao...

update.. or else im going to inflict bodily harm upon you!

most likely permanent paralysis
giftiebee chapter 3 . 5/14/2008
Damn. Jeff with hot pink hair...I like it.
giftiebee chapter 2 . 5/14/2008
THAT'S MY DOMONIQUE! She's a sneaky little biatch isn't she? haha

Well, Jeff and Leighton should have an interesting time now. I can feel the sparks already :)
awprncss4386 chapter 2 . 5/14/2008
wow thats evil. i love it! hehe id rather be stuck on a ship with jeff hardy and then throw randy over board but hey tahts just me lol update soon!
101mizzpoet101 chapter 2 . 5/14/2008
LIKE SERIOUSLY BRITTY? YOU ARE MY NEW BEST MOTHERFUCKING FRIEND! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH THAT MY HEART HURTS!

I've been so depressed lately, and when i saw this! in my email? i flipped the fuck out, jumped off my bed, my foot caught in the covers, i twisted my ankle fell on the floor rolled over into my night stand and i clunked my head back on my high heeled shoe on the metal buckle and the entire time that i was in the tizzy, all i could think about was getting back to my computer to read this... along with the screaming that worried my mom. I APPRECIATE YOU UPDATING AT SUCH A LATE HOUR! IT'S WHY I HOLD YOU SO VERY DEAR AND CLOSE TO MY HEART!

okay i am going to put in every that i liked ready?

Leighton glared at her best friend’s back as she flirted with Randy in the pool. Currently, her and Jeff were sitting about five feet away from each with their feet in the water. They hadn’t spoken a word to each other yet, not even an insult. Leigh sighed then lies back on her back. She put her arms over her eyes to tan a little and to maybe fall asleep.

Jeff glanced over at Leighton and smirked as he saw her eyes closed. He slipped into the water then splashed her with the cold water. She sat upright quickly, with a shrill scream. She looked at Jeff, with a venomous glare.

“Jeff, go drown,” she hissed before standing up and walking to the nearest bathrooms.

Jeff laughed to himself before he swam over to join his two friends, who were in the middle of some sort of game, which Jeff couldn’t figure out. He shrugged and stood beside Randy, who had looked up just in time to see Leighton disappearing into the nearest bathroom.

“What’d you do to Leighton?” he asked as leaned back against the pool wall.

“I splashed her,” Jeff shrugged.

Domonique rolled her eyes at Jeff but couldn’t help but chuckle. Domonique swam to the wall to get out of the pool but was quickly stopped by Randy.

“Baby, baby, baby! Where you going?” he asked, pulling her into him.

“To check on my friend and do damage control so that she doesn’t kill Jeffy,” Dom chuckled as she pried herself away from Randy’s grip that he had on her.

“I’d like to see her try,” Jeff mumbled.

“Don’t give her the idea,” Dom said as she got out of the pool.

Dom wrapped her towel around her and traipsed off to the bathroom as Randy gave Jeff an irritated look then shoved him in a playful manner.

“What the hell was that for?” Jeff asked.

“I was this close to kissing Dom!” Randy said as he held his hand up with his index finger and thumb an inch apart.

“You should have worked faster, Orton,” Jeff shrugged before getting out to go off the diving board.

Domonique walked into the bathroom to see Leighton standing in front of the mirror fixing her hair and make up. She walked up beside her and leaned against the counter. She crossed her arms over her chest and gave her friend a look. Leighton caught Dom’s look in the mirror and turned to face her.

“What?” Leighton asked.

“Do you know what I was about to do when you walked away from Jeff?” Dom asked her, not even bothering to try to do the damage control.

“I don’t know; do it with Randy?” Leighton asked as she turned her attention back to the mirror.

“No, I wish, but that’s not the case; he was almost going to kiss me and then Jeff swims over, interrupting my time with Randy and I then see you storming off to here. How can Randy and I do anything when you and Jeff refuse to act like adults?” Dom asked.

“It’s not my fault that the moron splashed me and I never asked for you to follow me,” Leighton pointed out.

Dom sighed and pushed her friend in a joking manner. Leighton just grinned and then eased herself up so that she was sitting on the counter.

“At least you two haven’t done any real damage yet,” Dom commented.

“Don’t worry, Dommy; there’s still the rest of the day left for that,” Leighton teased before hopping off the counter and disappearing out of the bathroom.

Dom sighed but followed her friend back to the pool. She saw Randy, Jeff, and Leighton sitting in the hot tub. Jeff and Leighton were sitting far apart from each other but sending each dirty looks every time one of them looked away. Dom got into the hot tub and sat next to Randy close. She looked at Jeff then at Leighton who was giving Jeff another dirty look.

“You two deserved to be suspended,” Dom stated as she watched them play their childish game.

“He did but I most definitely didn’t,” Leighton stated in a matter of fact tone.

“Bullshit, you caused the entire thing,” Jeff retorted.

“Well at least Vince likes me,” Leighton said in a snotty way.

“Are you saying that he doesn’t like me?” Jeff asked.

“I didn’t say that but hey, if the shoe fits,” she snapped at him.

“Well I’m sorry that I don’t fuck the boss,” he snapped back at her.

“I don’t fuck the boss, thank you very much; I’m not Candice Michelle. And at least I don’t try to kill myself in the ring but even if you did, I’m sure that nobody would miss you,” she shot at him.

“At least I can wrestle,” Jeff shot back at her.

“And how many times have you held the WWE Championship? That’s right, none while I’ve had two consecutive runs with the women’s title,” she stated smugly.

“Okay, children, calm down,” Dom said shooting them both a glare.

“He started it,” Leighton muttered as she looked away from him.

“I don’t care who started it; grow up,” Dom said with a shake of her head.

Leighton just sighed and sat in the hot tub, bored out of her mind as Dom and Randy flirted with each other and Jeff and herself just plain ignored each other so not to get into another fight, which was bound to happen if they continue to attempt to talk to one another. This is all Stephanie’s fault, Leighton thought to herself before getting out of the hot tub.

“Where are you going?” Dom said as Leighton got out.

“Back to the room to take a nap; I’ve spent too much time with the rainbow coloring book over there,” Leighton said and nodded her head towards Jeff.

Dom laughed a little at the new nickname that Leighton had given Jeff. There had been a few that she had just randomly thought of and then there were the ones that other people backstage had called him; like rainbow brite, skittles, and so on.

Leighton wrapped her towel around her then gathered up her other stuff and traipsed back to her room to change and take a quick nap. Leighton walked to her and Dom’s room that they were staying in. She inserted the key into the lock then pushed the door open and closed it behind her. She peeled her bikini off of her and grabbed a clean pair of boyshorts and a bra. She pulled on a baggy sweatshirt and a pair of shorts then climbed into her bed to take a short nap.

Domonique looked at Randy with a dreamy look in her eyes. Jeff caught the look and excused himself by getting out of the hot tub. He grabbed his towel, wrapped it around his waist, and then walked towards his room as well.

“Looks like we’re all alone,” Randy purred against Domonique’s ear.

“Looks like it,” Domonique giggled.

“If only this wasn’t in the open,” Randy whispered to her before letting his lips crash down onto hers.

Domonique grinned to herself as she kissed Randy back. She had only been dreaming and hoping for this since he had made his WWE debut. Leighton would constantly tease her about her crush every time that Leighton would get the chance and this would make Dom blush. Of course, Leighton had several crushes but they faded constantly. Backstage, Leighton was also labeled the flirt but once she stepped foot in the ring, her label disappeared. She was entirely focused the minute she stepped foot in the ring.

“Too bad we don’t have our own room,” Randy said, pulling back from the kiss and leaning his head back.

“I know; it’s too bad that we can’t put Jeff and Leigh in one room,” Dom sighed.

Randy’s eyes lit up and he looked at Dom and grinned. He stood up and pulled her up then got out of the hot tub.

“But we can; all we have to do is tell them that Vince called and wanted you to room with me and Jeff to room with Leigh so that they have a stronger chance to quit their constant arguing,” Randy grinned.

“Do we want Jeff dead?” Dom asked as she gathered up her things.

“Do you think that Leighton could kill Jeff? If those crazy moves he does, doesn’t kill him what makes you think that Leighton could?” Randy chuckled.

“You obviously haven’t seen Leighton when she’s severely pissed off; it’s not a pretty site,” Dom said, shaking her head at one of her memories.

“True, I haven’t but come on; you’d rather room with Leighton than with me?” Randy asked stepping back to pose.

“Well, she’s my best friend and all but I guess you do have a slight advantage,” Dom admitted to him.

“Then it’s settled; we’ll tell the two children that Vince called and said they have to room together so that they’ll learn to get along,” Randy said as he slipped an arm around Domonique’s waist.

“Okay,” Dom smiled.

They walked to Randy’s room first; deciding that it would be easier to tell Jeff first then have him walk with them to Domonique and Leighton’s room. Randy unlocked the door and pushed it open and walked in.

“Jeff, Dom and I have something to tell you,” Randy said, sitting down across from Jeff.

“And what’s that? Did Leighton jump off the ship?” Jeff asked in a hopeful tone.

“No, Vince McMahon called and told Domonique that you and Leighton now have to share a room just so that there’s a bigger chance that you two will get along,” Randy explained.

Jeff sat up at hearing those words. He glared at the wall behind Randy and Domonique. He grabbed his bag and shoved some of the things he had taken the time to unpack back in there.

“This is fucking ridiculous! It’s not bad enough that I got suspended because she’s a childish brat and that I’m stuck on a cruise ship with her that I have to share a room with her too. Too much time with her is going to kill me,” Jeff muttered as he slung his bag over his shoulders.

“We’ll walk with you to the other room,” Dom said quietly as her and Randy stood up.

get it? lol... seriously leave it to randy to devise a master plan to get us into a room so he can fck me... NOT THAT I MIND! yah know, even though the hot tub was in the open we still could have fcked all i had to do was -This section of the review has been censored by Thee-Britty herself. If you would like to read this section of the review, please contact either myself or 101mizzpoet101. You will now be returned to your regularly scheduled review.- See? it's simple... i've done it in a hot tub before... we also could have found the nearest bathroom, it's amazing how my ass can fit in a tiny sink... or on top of those wall mounted hand dryers...OH OH OH we also could have -This section of the review has been censored by Thee-Britty herself. If you would like to read this section of the review, please contact either myself or 101mizzpoet101. You will now be returned to your regularly scheduled review.- yeah that would have worked out well *sighs contently* when he kissed me britt... i died...DIED! oh goodness gracious oh me oh my, i just love randy orton dont i dont i. neways... you have made my week with your brilliance...

and she's right ppl...WE WONT SHARE WITH YOU! HE'S OURS! we both get him 3 days of the week and then we share him on monday, so there is no room for the rest of you bitches.

lol im so mean aren't i? oh britty you are so wonderful... i sing praise to you wherever i may go... btw... i need to update something so i can put you in my recommended reading, i will run a contest for ppl who start reading this or something... or threaten their life that usually works... speaking of threatening lives, i dont think i've done it to you yet...

BRITT IF YOU DONT UPDATE THIS ASAP, I WILL DRUG YOU IN YOUR SLEEP, TIE YOU UP, DRAG YOU TO A LAKE AND DROWN YOUR ASS!

LURBY LURBY I LOVEY LOVEY YOU! DOMMY
Pinayprincesa chapter 2 . 5/14/2008
LOL:P hope there will b a chance for Leigh and Jeff to somewhat get along now without bickering like children
giftiebee chapter 1 . 5/13/2008
Hahahaha, I love it.
101mizzpoet101 chapter 1 . 5/13/2008
HOLY FUCKING SHIT THEE-BRITTY IS WRITING ME A MOTHERFUCKING STORY! WILL YOU LO0K AT THAT FOLKS! omg britt fucking love you! YOU HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA!

Okay leave it to you and me to have a staring contest with one another right in front of Jeff... Lol me using my eyes to force you to greet him lmfao...

Aw Randall begged Jeff to take him on the cruise with me? THAT IS SO SWEET!

Omg, Jeff's stubborness is hilarious! omg randy and me, in a pool? does it get any better than that? Yah know when you have sex underwater- whoops! i forgot this is a review not a PM...

MOVING ON

He is so sweet, and adorable... kissing my hand? ESCORTING me to the pool! I love him so much brit!... and i can picture he and i practically attatched at the hip walking and you and jeff are trudging behind a mile away from one another lmfao... hahahahahahahahahahaha!

update this or i will die... and britty this is so fantastic i will never threaten your life again...

wait.. i take that back.

LURBY LURBY! YOUR LURBY DOMMY!
Pinayprincesa chapter 1 . 5/13/2008
Hope Jeff and Leigh will learn to get along while on this trip