Reviews for Birthday Massacre
TexasLight chapter 1 . 11/1/2010
Poor cake... I bet it was yummy too! HAHAHA! Dude I'm not even gonna lie. I thought Jasper ate Bella for reals! But DANG u got me! GOOD STORY 5*****
Dani chapter 1 . 10/20/2010
Oh my gosh I was like how can a story this morbid be listed as humor then I got to the end! Its awesome!
A Pride All Our Own chapter 1 . 9/25/2010
OMG! THIS FRICKEN KILLED ME, I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT AHAHAHAHA!
RevesCasses chapter 1 . 9/24/2010
I let loose my shriek of laughter at this. OOC cuteness! XD 3
Crismebella chapter 1 . 7/28/2010
I liked it. It was a little over the top and I figure it out way before the end but that's kinda why I liked it. It was funny.
Sorry I'm Lame chapter 1 . 7/23/2010
No, not my birthday cake
9PoisonIvy9 chapter 1 . 7/14/2010
ha ha ha

I don't know why but that reminded me so much like one of those adverts or something like.

It had me laughing so hard it was umbelievible. My family now officaly thinks I've gone mad (no change there) and so that gives this story...

drum role...

10/10
Cat3232 chapter 1 . 6/19/2010
I usually don't like humor but this was hilarious!
roon0 chapter 1 . 4/11/2010
You really have me going for a minute. Very funny.
MysteryTwiLover058 chapter 1 . 3/7/2010
Aw.. what's gonna happen to Bella.. you should've expanded this a little longer.. but oh well.. Great job though!

~~ Keep it going!~
GemmaLisax chapter 1 . 1/28/2010
i like it, and you had me going there as well lol.
Merina Green chapter 1 . 1/20/2010
Too funny!
AlteredLionsSacrificialLambs chapter 1 . 1/20/2010
Our recommendation at our blog at . :

You guys are going to LOVE this o/s, with an ending that no one will suspect. A tragic event occurs the day of Bella’s birthday. Jasper can’t resist the sweet scent and attacks, leaving Edward in despair. Don’t kill me! I, like Jasper, couldn’t resist.
Tahlia chapter 1 . 12/12/2009
i know you probaly wanted to keep the story you wrote short but i think you should maybe write what you think would happen next and how it would effect the family without Bella
nicole napier chapter 1 . 11/27/2009
hahahahaha i thought bella was dead!..hahahah...edward is soo dramatic..hahahaha..ok ok im reviewing, but can u still send jasper here ...no?, ok i thought so...

oxoxox nicole napier
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