|Reviews for They Would Never Say|
| oneofthoselostsouls chapter 1 . 11/22/2009
LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL!
| SillyGranade chapter 1 . 9/26/2009
lawz 'feel like a woman'
| Insanity-Chaser chapter 1 . 8/30/2009
haha, i just died laughing at this! please write a sequel! and emmett, i am your father!
| Sour Then Sweet chapter 1 . 8/29/2009
Emmett : Jasper makes me feel like a woman.
Hahah! Literally laughed for five minutes over that one :-] I laughed EVERY TIME over the 'Emmett, I am your father one." I found a bunch more extremely funny, but I'm too lazy to type them all :-P
| Roxanna Black chapter 1 . 6/8/2009
love the last line! LOL
| onthedotdotdot chapter 1 . 5/26/2009
| Queen of Black Cats chapter 1 . 5/23/2009
WOW!That was pretty creative. The wow! thing is just something I say, it just means that the story was really funny ;)
| The Novelist in Training chapter 1 . 5/15/2009
WTH! I love it, randm, but good
| DobbyWobby chapter 1 . 3/28/2009
lol, really really good. really funny, i love it!
| a perfectly healthy clown chapter 1 . 12/9/2008
Emmett would never think that, he's not smart!
Everybody's Emmett's father!
| Gem Jazz chapter 1 . 12/7/2008
That was really good. Reminds me of the Maximum Ride ones. You guys do great work!
| green-eyed angel14 chapter 1 . 10/12/2008
wow. I like Jaspers. Emmett is my father. Whoo-o! I own the series and am seeing twilight the day it comes out! yay me!
| Wishes and Words and Etcetera chapter 1 . 8/19/2008
LOL! I had to show my cousins. This was superly duperly funny!
| AliceCrookshanks24 chapter 1 . 8/10/2008
OME(OH MY EDWARD) I REALLY AM LOL-ING RIGHT NOW! THATS HILARIOUS!
| Paradox-Thoughts-16 chapter 1 . 8/8/2008
I was trying so hard not to laugh during this considering it would have gotten the attention of the 6 year old I'm babysitting. Hilarious! BTW, I actually can see Jasper saying "Emmett, I am your father."