|Reviews for The Gift That Keeps Giving|
| Lady Kyridwen chapter 1 . 5/10
Hilarious and beautiful. Loved every minute of it!
| EllaJuroku chapter 2 . 9/14/2017
What was the name of that book? Would love to read it myself.
| BaconBaker chapter 4 . 5/19/2017
I won't say what I loved. Won't go into annoying detail about what set off my giggling. You know you're amazing. No one else has your witty way with humor.
This time, I'm just going to lean back, close my eyes, and picture Jareth singing and dancing to all those lovely songs. And picture in GREAT detail his wardrobe and dance moves.
Thank you for another word wonder :)
| BaconBaker chapter 3 . 5/19/2017
I do believe we need a visual for those new adjectives Sarah thought of, particularly "lickable." Our brains have turned to goo from laughing and we no longer know what that means. I loved the poor-poor-pitiful-me lines: "Majesty, he stole my chicken, so-and-so is on fire, I've fallen down an oubliette, I wish for adult-type touching" Oops. Meant I wish so-and-so away. I wish myself away? NO NO NO. We DID need a visual display of kingly&queenly differences! WHERE are those inner voices? Awwwww it's the pillow fight from the strawberry! Hmmm, I'm thinking it could be fun to read about the toothfairy...and Jareth's godmother sounds suspiciously like the Wicked Witch of the East. Which may explain a few things. NO NO NO. BAD voice. DO dare him for senseless ravishing while he cuts the cake! This voice needs training. YES YES devour me! Oops. I mean her. Devour her. (Or me. I don't mind. Really.) "This shirt was recommended by a chicken. That should hardly dictate the course of our lives." After this and the chicken of destiny, I'm wondering if I should go find myself some chickens. They seem to be on to something. BUT NEVER ROSALINDA! YES YES hero bad. Chilvary boring. Self-sacrifice overrated. We'd rather just get to the ravishing too.
(Look what a muddle of hormones you've reduced me to.)
| BaconBaker chapter 2 . 5/19/2017
New rule: I am not allowed to read your fics unless the husband is either at work or already in bed. Whereas the children don't mind if I randomly burst into uncontrollable giggles (in fact, they enjoy in and even join in), he looks at me as if I've lost my mind. Which, by the time I finished reading this chapter (slingshot and birthday cake really nailed that fate in), I pretty much had lost my mind. I actually needed a moment to compose myself and wipe the tears of mirth from my eyes before writing this review. I wish I could review every bit of this chapter but I'm pretty sure there's space limitations so I guess I won't. LOVE the beginning, poor "lost" king. *snicker* Reality and Hope are as awesome as their Inner Voices and left me gasping when the laughing was over. In fact, I would dearly love to use "Reality reared up and kicked Hope quite methodically in the crotch" as often as I can find an excuse, much like "My will is skillet." (All with appropriate shoutouts to you their creator of course.)
*sigh* Too bad "A Rake's Wanton Lust" isn't a real book. I know. I searched it. *sigh*
| DaniesDesigns chapter 4 . 4/17/2017
Your stories never cease to make me laugh. They're fantastic
| Tange Lou chapter 4 . 2/6/2017
Loved this fun fluffy fic. Hope you start writing again soon. I always find myself laughing and enjoying your stories. I adore Skeep.
| Anon chapter 4 . 10/2/2016
This is probably the most amusing fic I've ever read. You had me actually howling with laughter like a crazy person. Especially the bits about skillet licking. Bravo good sir/madam!
| hearagain chapter 4 . 7/15/2016
This story almost made me fall out of my chair laughing. Loved seeing the birthday presents from the first birthday and then watching what happened the next year. Thanks for sharing.
| Cbel17 chapter 4 . 6/16/2016
I have passed over the funny fics until this one, and I'm so glad I read it. This was a wonderfully funny and fun read - thank you so much! I thoroughly enjoyed it! (goes off Dancing in the Street ;-)
| Guest chapter 4 . 5/2/2016
Just thought you might want to know that I read this in a very quiet physics class and had to do everything in my power not to laugh. Pretty sure my professor thinks I'm insane as physics is so not funny and I sit in the front row, but totally worth it.
| FlowingSilverDreams chapter 4 . 11/19/2015
Fantastic story! I love all of the details and quirks, great job! Super enjoyable.
| WRose chapter 4 . 8/20/2015
I actually would like to read one where she helped to choose the gifts
| Houndini chapter 4 . 4/27/2015
...You know, with the way it was going I thought they were going to put Sarah in lingering and put her in the cake to give to him. Whoops.
| Guest chapter 4 . 4/14/2015
Oh goblins... I nearly peed myself laughing! This was great! Fantastic! Job well done! :3