Reviews for Why the Cullens don't have Pets
StayStrong2014 chapter 1 . 7/25/2012
Make a sequel!
WonderfullyMade chapter 1 . 12/12/2010
Soooooooooooo Fuuuunnnnyyyy and random!
xJuliaCullenx chapter 1 . 12/6/2008
Aw. So cute. Bella's kinda of beeothcy in this though.
twilight-is-lovee chapter 1 . 8/8/2008

That was funny!



klutzygirl34 chapter 1 . 7/20/2008
cute kitten she should have kept it! have it bite her!
DalehuggerandEdwardlover chapter 1 . 7/17/2008

that was a verh strange fanfiction...

Bella was a bit OOC bit it was FUNY...
vampire-enchantress chapter 1 . 6/26/2008
aw a white kitten with a red bow ! do you think that animals can handle the venom or do they automatically die like some humans? i like how bella manipulated edward into doing what she wanted :P:):]:D
Sierra Swan chapter 1 . 6/19/2008
THAT WAS HILARIOUS! My favorite line was:“Since you brutely killed Hamby, may he rest in peace, you get to clean up Hamby’s, may he rest in peace, cage.” Well, that was ONE of my favorite lines because I liked the whole thing.I'm in hysterics right now and my mom and brother are looking at me like I'm crazy. I'll have to make them read this too!
WynterWonder chapter 1 . 6/12/2008
I am sorry, and in no way want to be rude. I most likely am going to be rude, and so I am sorry. After reading this. . .I want to shoot you. I am sorry. I did not like the way Bella acted or any of the Cullens. Edward was the most. . .correct character. The very first thing that I noticed was, Bella was human. She would not have been human. After two months of marriage there is no way Bella would not have forced Edward to 'turn' her. As soon as they were married and Bella had done everything she wanted in her human life, Edward was to 'turn' her. Now on to more basic things. Bella acted like an idiot, and Alice with fishing rods? No. They are vampires. Why would Emmett fish? None of them would have waited long enough to catch a fish, they would have dove in if they had to. One line that really made me mad was, "I would have been more sad, except Hamby was a grouchy mean hamster that always tried to bite me. I think he was a vampire hamster." Bella would never say that, not in a million years, unless of course Edward asked her to. Thess are just the very basic things that I did not like. Again, I am so sorry for being rude. I take Twilight and all of the wonderful people of Forks, very seriously. I get annoyed very easily if one thing is off.
StuckInReality89 chapter 1 . 6/9/2008
Lolz Silly Emmett!
All.The.Pretty.Corpses chapter 1 . 6/8/2008
HEHE! THAT"S FUNNY! I LOVE IT, write some MORE, and what's Buh buh buh, mean? well yeah UPDATE, Bella's so cute in this chapter and Edwards just Darling with the cat, I pictured that, I think I'll draw it or get someone to draw it, it'll be so DARLING!
lrr chapter 1 . 6/8/2008
I likedthe part with the vampire bat... yeah lol