Reviews for Thank God You're Here: VotN
Guest chapter 1 . 1/4/2016
If Rowling had written this instead of Kamikaze!Harry, then I would have liked one thing about Book Seven.
Madame Minuit12 chapter 1 . 7/2/2013
that is amazing!
I love the idea of Voldemort being killed by his closest allies :)
Fluphy Ninja chapter 1 . 11/6/2011
Lens of Sanity chapter 1 . 8/18/2011
Hey. I vaguely remember reading this ages ago when drunk

Frackin excellent the second time through!


If memory serves you're the guy who wrote that Unforgivable Minute story I bailed on...

...I'll have to give it another look

Great oneshot

excelsia chapter 1 . 8/11/2011
nice read :) you are my find of the week! been reading a lot from ur library :)
Sailor of My Vessel chapter 1 . 1/23/2011
You're a fucking genius...

I wonder if this could be made into a multi-chapter story, a Harry with that mind set could be VERY interesting...
SomeGuyFawkes chapter 1 . 9/4/2010
Not bad; it would be a fine scene in a larger work.

But it seemed that the author was trying too hard to be clever with vocabulary and syntax, leading to awkward clauses, nonsensical phrases like "advanced acceleration rate", and vocabulary abuse (EG: redefining "Golgotha" in defiance of custom and all dictionaries (including my OED), but for two online sources of dubious quality).

Churchill, Cicero, or Calhoun you ain't. Strive for clarity, not syllablistic shenanigans. ;-)
Anon chapter 2 . 11/13/2009
The smut seen was well written and gave me a raging boner
Lord Sia chapter 2 . 7/19/2009
Reminds me of a short story written by one of my friends as a litterature essay; I think he went for the gross factor as well. Although, with him, you never know; perhaps he did find the passage about "thick, sweaty, hairy ankles" hot? I shudder at the memories...

Purge my eyes and hope to die; I agree that that was an unusually cruel fate... No more than the bastard deserves, though. Keep the funny shit coming.
Memory King chapter 2 . 3/2/2009
Those two pieces were quite interesting. Took me a while to figure out that Harry was in a different house. Smut was almost straight out of one of my prepubescent nightmares, only replacing the characters.

Thanks for writing!
Sexual Intercourse chapter 2 . 8/21/2008
A most excellent story, and a just addition to the Harry Potter series. It certainly brings me back to my days at Hogwarts. I'm reminded of a time when I had to seduce Professor Trelawney to keep from failing Divination (I was really only in the class to seduce this wizard I fancied, but that's a whole other story). Granted, Sybill - as she eventually let me call her behind closed doors - was way more attractive than Professor Umbridge, but having to fuck any witch for whatever reason is always painful, regardless of their physical characteristics.

I will say this: you haven't lived until you've fucked one of the ghosts. They don't call her Moaning Myrtle for nothing, believe you me!

Again, this was fucking hilarious. Keep it up!
maidros78 chapter 2 . 7/31/2008
Interesting irreverent version of Harry Potter. His planning and execution were excellent, really.

Dolores certainly deserved what was coming to her.


maidros78 chapter 1 . 7/28/2008
The concept of imperius curse being rather similar to hypnotism - doing what one wants to do - was rather amusing and intuitive. And Harry's remark about Dumbledore's attitude was refreshing. Dumbledore certainly used his power - covertly or overtly - to the maximum extent.

The last bit was reminiscent of Dumbledore. Harry ordering the others to kill Voldemort. This was typically Dumbledore - ordering others to do the dirty work while keeping his own hands clean.

I will review the next bit tomorrow.


Garnet Avi chapter 2 . 6/22/2008
Very smooth, Slytherin Harry, though I was left a little confused at how the magical immunity of iron relates to lead paint. Maybe a mistype? Anyway, thanks for writing, and posting here for those of us wh don't check out DLP.

Garnet Avi chapter 1 . 6/22/2008
Insert evil chuckle here
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