Reviews for Slap in the Face
The Next Mrs. Copeland chapter 1 . 7/1/2008
My father, the inventor of Toaster Strudel, won't appreciate this. (that line immediately pops into my head every time I think of Mean Girls!)

"That sounds fantastic, Maria" NOT. What is Randy thinking! I gave him more credit in the brains department than that.

NO Edge, run away, run away!

I wouldn't be in the least bit surprised if her (and Kelly Kelly) made it their goals in life to sleep with all WWE employees.

Yay, thoughts of Edge, Hawkins and Ryder wreaking havoc! Even more yay, he didn't even notice her! Oh, this went exactly as I wanted it to! He said most of the insults I've ever wanted to say about her, but it was even better because they came from the lips of a god!

Edge doesn't look like a monkey, Cena does. Edge is beautiful.

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, take that Maria! This was a work of art, Edge worship and Maria dissing all rolled into one.
ThrashMetalQueen chapter 1 . 6/17/2008

I'm faving this because it describes Maria so well.

And if Edge really would do this in real life, I would fucking worship him.
DeathCalledForWrestling chapter 1 . 6/16/2008
Oh man, Edge said it all for me! Great lil' story, loved it and it was true.
StarSixtyNine chapter 1 . 6/16/2008
Edge is so fucking smart.
Shocking Pink chapter 1 . 6/16/2008
HAHAHA Classic, another great one from 'ta
Sunny's Priceless Dream chapter 1 . 6/16/2008
I've been looking for a good Edge story. Looks like I found it. Awesome start.
CrystalxShip chapter 1 . 6/16/2008
Ah,my baby is so smart.
Queen Islanzadi chapter 1 . 6/16/2008
OME That was great! I loved it. I hate Maria. Playboy sucks. I think that's all I have to say...
Kiss2Kill chapter 1 . 6/16/2008


Leave it to Edge to tell it like it is.

Stupid whore.
Kennedy's Friday Night Delight chapter 1 . 6/16/2008
haha oh my god! that is so funny yet sad at the same time. who knew maria could be such a slut!