“Come on. Let’s get you in bed. I mean… ugh. Let me walk you to your door,” Hahaha, awesome line, and so was;

"And don't forget - you slep in your underwear," Hahaha, that one had me laughing!

Another awesome chapter.

awesome story. cant believe it was your first. hey, how about coming over a checking out my first one, its called dusk. its a jacob and bella story. i'd love to hear your opinion on it.

thanks so much for the great story.

Wow, you seriously come up with the BEST one-liners!

“Wait. Are you two really together? Is this like a swingers-type setup? I’m not opposed to that, it’s just nice to be forewar-“ Haha, typical Emmett! Funny sh*t!

“Hey, Ali, I could only find medium chedd-“ Jasper suddenly stopped in his tracks; he had come out of the kitchen and was wearing deep green boxer briefs, my purple “Kitchen Bitch” apron, and a bunch of sparkles. Nothing else.

Imagining Jasper in a "kitchen bitch and sparkles" apron almost had me rolling on the floor laughing! Seriously hillarious!

AWESOME chapter!

"I need to stop with the hilarious inner monologue"

Hahaha, i do that all the time!

"Too bad his act of heroism was going to cause a massive coronary. I regretted that I wouldn’t be able to edit my own obituary- twenty-five-year-old dies from the shock of nearing orgasm due to the whispering voice of a complete stranger"

OMG, i laughed so hard at that, i even read it out loud to my fiance, cause i was laughing so hard he thought something was wrong! Haha, awesome line. Who wouldn't feel the same with Edward's hands on them...?

*Quietly drools while daydreaming* lol.

First, i laughed at the irony of "Vamp Bella!"

Alice was perfect as Tink! I laughed so hard at Jasper as Peter Pan, that would be so cute! Em and Rose's outfits suited too.

BUT, when you said Edward was Zorro... Complete with mask, boots and sword... I think i spontaneously combusted!

Talk about an Edward f*cking fantasy right there!

That is so hot!

Wait... Edward's gf left him for another woman? Is she INSANE? Haha.

Aww, Emmett sounds like such a cutie!

Edward's first impression of Jake; "I didn't like him." HAHAHA, i laughed so hard at that.

Aww, Edward has it bad and he doesn't even know her!

The best girly party song ever! Go Cyndi!

That is one of the funniest ways for Bella and Alice to meet i think i have read yet, hilarious, and so cute! : )

Wow, what a way to start a story...

Has me hooked from the word go.

I hope thats not about Edward though... : ( lol

Oh My God...

I F*cking LOVE Roxette! I haven't met a single person who likes them!

So needless to say i was freaking stoked when i read that Bella sang that song!

I think that was a perfect song, because Edward is only in Seattle for a week, then he will be gone... *cries*

Edward better "hold on tight, you know she's a little bit Dangerous..."

Sorry couldn't help myself. I loved this chapter!

*Way to stick it to Rose though!* : )

-_- Took you long enough! But it was worth it in the end, so m'kay (:

aww. So good, and sad that it is over! I laughed so hard when he said "you could have called" cuz I knew something bad was gonna happen to him! Why do men think that kind of stuff is smart/safe to say to a pissed off woman? lol. LOVED how she threw the freakin lotion at him, and damn! I would be pissed too if I threw some b&bw discontinued lotion and it went everywhere! I would have become more violent at that point in time! As always, great chapter! Can't wait to start reading the new story! and btw, has Saturday School been canceled or something? I'm freakin dying here! lol.

This was a really good story, as always.

I love all the music chosen for this chapter, simply awesome. And that Roxette song has been one of my favorites since forever. I love that Emmett was drinking Newcastle, that's the only beer I'll drink!

Wow am I behind in my alerts! First of all, completely understand the discontinued body lotion mishap! I'd cry too! Mine is cool citrus basil haha. But I love how it ended and I'm really looking forward to your next story!

Okay - I know that you have already finished writing this story - but I hate this cliff hanger because I have to work in the morning and I am exhausted, but absolutely can NOT stop reading there.