and so it begins...

Patience pays off, now we're getting somewhere...

What's with Jasper? Jasper should be a total Gentleman, not a Jerk...

Much ado about Rose, Alice takes the back seat, and where on earth are Edward and Bella in this story?

Ah, Rose and Emmett go toe to toe. Is it going to be "Taming of the Shrew"?

My favorite from this chapter:

"I wouldn't call myself a good follower. In fact, I like to think of myself as the epitome of a leader: fearless, fierce and fashionable. The 3 F's had never failed me before..."

Intriguing...

Yeah, I do - I'm totally loving the Emro stuff.

Alrighty, then...consider your day made. Here's your review you greedy little thing.

This was an excellent chapter - it really gets to the heart of the matter and the meat of the problem...yeah, I went there.

Whoah, I think my hair is on fire - Closer would just about do it. Think Edward can loan that to Jasper - he really, really needs to get over himself.

About time, Jasper...now just say no and never do crack again. It gives you the splits.

Jasper is gonna be twisting in the wind just as soon as Alice gets her mojo back...

A working lunch? Sounded more like an appetizer to me.

Game on...too much thinking, not enough doing.

Jasper is still an ass. He is gonna have to do some serious ass kissing for me to like him. And do they really make sparkle peen cupcakes at Charm City Cakes?