OMC! I can totally see this happening; I can relate to Bella- I hate spiders, too! And omc... uber-hunter... They thought she was scared of Jasper! Haha I guessed it was a spider when she said "He was going to jump at me. I could tell." This was freakin hilarious... major accomplishment xD

that's hillarious!

i can't stand spiders either.

ah this was serious ROFL lol

i loved it, i act the same way with spiders they are horrible things

I laughed out loud while reading this. Actually, I didn't just laugh out loud - I almost died laughing the whole second half. It was fabulous.

This was really funny and well written. Great build of suspense when Bella leaves the house and really good Jasper POV. You captured all their characters, and I loved the grasshopper part at the end. I'm adding it to my Community and when I get a chance I'll read the rest of your stuff.

hehe. That was funny.

responding to the author's note, i really liked this oneshot it was really clever and u captured all the characters really wel! and by the way, i also HATE spiders and frogs, they just freak me out!

You have no idea how much I laughed with the story!

OMG! xD

Love it! *O*

that was funny!

*dies laughing* I loved this. And I hate both frogs, spiders, and snakes. Yeah, I'm a big girl. :P I hope you write more like this!

lol! Unfortunately for me I have bad luck with spiders! I KNOW EACTLY HOW BELLA FEELS! Spiders have tortured me by appearing out of nowhere on my shirts (happened twice), my leg...and it was "literally" the size of a fist (Once, and even worse, my head just so happened to be on my knee at the time), under my bed (Yeah, you know when people say "don't look under the bed" well I never took it seriously until I saw that THING!), and IN MY BED (AND I WAS TRYING TO SLEEP TOO!)! I swear, spiders just LOVE me...but I hate them... Anyways, I LOVED THE STORY! IT WAS HILARIOUS! Poor Bella! Haha, I can so see Emmett and Jasper playing a prank on her in the near future! lol! :]

- Emberseve

I laughed for literally 5 minutes. I can't stop thinking "Uber hunter." That is the one of the funniest things I have ever heard...

I LOVE this story!

You portrayed each character PERFECTLY. You should be very proud of this story! Although, there were a few spelling and grammar mistakes, but one can forget those when the writing is so great!

I love how you wrote Emmett, I can just picture him... pretending to wrestle with a spider! The poor little spider...

And might I add, you broke my heart into pieces when I thought Bella was talking about Jasper when she referred to the spider as monster. That truly hurt.

Great story! Thanks for a great read!

Emmi-Chick ;; 10/10

lol. i hate spiders too!

lolo! this story was so funny! I laughed the whole time, which is a bad thig as i'm supposed 2 b asleep...mad parents *shudder*

Spiders *sudder*

Frogs *shudder* (unless their cute animated frongs...then there...well...cute! :D)