Ha ha ha! *falls off chair* Hilarious!

First off, I loved Jasper's POV. I mean, it really sounded like him. And I smirked when he thinks he doesn't want to sound like Edward. Our poor, verbose, angsty Edward! :D

I thought the whole pain thing with Edward was overdone, though. I mean, though she's screaming and running, it doesn't mean she's going away. I think Edward would have been more concerned, or worried, or heck, panicky that she'd hurt herself, or something. Not so agonized.

But anyway.

As usual, Jazz and Em were perfect. Kudos!

"Hmm, dogs must be a lot smaller in Phoenix" HA! CLASSIC!

i liked it omg i hate spiders/frogs if i see one i run away screaming even if it's little. if one is in the house i would run out of the house screaming i hate them but i really like this story ]

I loved the comment from Edward about missing being an only child. Also happy to see mention of one of my favorite movies "Witness for the Prosecution". Your stories flow so well and are a lot of fun to read.

OMG! ROFLMAO! That was SO GREAT! So FUNNY! I LOVED IT! I hate spiders and frogs and snakes and bugs of ANY kind! I run and hide and force my hubby to search and destroy!

Hilarity at its absolute best. Talk abut enjoyable! That was fab.

LMAO! Absolutely adorable! I loved it!

ooh u shud so write other povs lolz tht was too funny loollzz

I like the twist and it is a really convincing story. I was feeling really sorry for Edward and then she turned out to be scared of the spider.

I'm arachnophobic! whoo!

At first I thought that something really bad and/or serious was going to happen, but I actually suspected it was going to be a spider a paragraph or so before it was revealed ;P

This is hilarious! How do I not have this on my favourites list? A nice look into the everyday problems of dating a vampire!

once again. adorable. I loved it. Bella's brain is like a pretzel!

This is terribly cute! I just about died laughing.

Since it seems I am going to be reading many more of your stories, I am going to stop leaving reviews and just PM you at the end of my spree

Way to go!

MJ

that has got to be the funniest thng ever I think i cried I was laughing so hard! though I do agree spiders are caniving, creepy, scary, deadly things and I swear they are out to get me! One acctually trapped me in my room once :P as for a frog cant say I have ever been chased by one!

Lurved it

xx

:D

Love your story, it was the best laugh I've had in weeks so thank you ;)

I have read this story a few times, and I love it! It makes me laugh every time! Thank you.