Reviews for Warriorz
Moon clone chapter 1 . 2/19/2009
It was interesting, but for satire some parts were just... stupid. The start was good, and most things like "the clan chooses your name" was good way of mocking the "Warriors" way of doing things, but then you just ruined the effect with the stupid names and whatnot. The humor was good, but don't make it too crude...
SilverTragedies chapter 1 . 1/9/2009
yeah, so your other fic inspired me to check out your author page and i came upon THIS. i read the series like four years ago, so i'm familiar with it, and what you wrote was incredibly hilarious lol.

my favorite part was:

"It was a sunny day in the Forest when all of a sudden a meteor fucking fell from the sky and murdered every single thing.

Trillions of years pass, and civillization reigns.

Meanwhile, in another forest, a bunch of cats lived the life.


the last line made me actually lol, so good job. and the whole part about "A Cat" made me laugh, too.

you're good at writing blunt, crude humor haha.

the other people who disliked this must be really tight-assed, or actually hope to become cats and live with the other boners in the forest like dickbutt and handcock someday.
The Archaic Minister chapter 1 . 12/23/2008
This is how we do it.

Its friday night, and I feel all right

The party is here on the west side

So I reach for my 40 and I turn it up

Designated driver take the keys to my truck

Hit the shore cause Im faded

Honeys in the street say, monty, yo we made it!

It feels so good in my hood tonight

The summertime skirts and the guys in kani

All the gang bangers forgot about the drive-by

You gotta get your groove on, before you go get paid

So tip up your cup and throw your hands up

And let me hear the party say

1- Im kinda buzzed and its all because

(this is how we do it)

South central does it like nobody does

(this is how we do it)

To all my neighbors you got much flavor

(this is how we do it)

Lets flip the track, bring the old school back

(this is how we do it)

This is how we do it, all hands are in the air

And wave them from here to there

If youre an o.g. mack or a wanna-be player

You see the hoods been good to me

Ever since I was a lower-case g

But now Im a big g. the girls see I got the money

A hundred-dollar bills yall

If you were from where Im from then you would know

That I gotta get mine in a big black truck

You can get yours in a 64

Whatever it is, the partys underway

So tip up your cup and throw your hands up

And let me hear the party say

(repeat 1...)

Im kinda buzzed and its all because

(this is how we do it)

South central does it like nobody does

(this is how we do it)

Ynv, scc, all my homies

(this is how we do it)

Ill never come wack on an old school track


Check it out!

Once upon a time in 94

Montell made no money and life sure was slow

All they said was 68 he stood

And people thought the music that he made was good

There lived a d.j. and paul was his name

He came up to monty, this is what he said

You and og are gonna make some cash

Sell a million records and well make in a dash


Anti-satirists are all fucktards. No exceptions.
FudgeBrownie chapter 1 . 7/1/2008
Ah, see, but you other reviewers have no sense of humor. I found it to be hilarious, and I lol'd my way to my rofl-copter and spun out of control.

;D Kudos, yah?
xxFeatherflightxx chapter 1 . 6/26/2008
I have a nicer way to put it than them, but I won't se it:

Get this mother fucking story- no, not story- peice of SHIT sown please.
Above the Winter Moonlight chapter 1 . 6/24/2008
i'm going to have to agree with your other reviewers, this story sucks, it's a sorry ass attempt at humor, i recommend you take this stupid ass attempt at humor down
Johnlock'd chapter 1 . 6/23/2008
You m.o.t.h.e.r.f.u.c.k.e.r, this is not f.u.c.k.i.n.g funny! Take it down, now, you w.h.o.r.e.
The Unheard Song chapter 1 . 6/22/2008
This is not f.u.c.k.i.n.g funny at all, you immiture freak. Sorry, but it's not, it's just a horrible attempt at humor. Your grade in humor F. Sorry if this was harsh, but seriously, Dickbutt? God. Terrible.