Reviews for Crossovers Can Drive You Crazy
Captain DEagle chapter 3 . 1/24/2010
omg rotflm(bleep)o that story definetly cheered up my day. "they're only huggin""wow they're enjoying""TURN IT OFF!" I AM LITERLY ABOUT TO (BLEEP) MY PANTS WITH LAUGHTER. ahh bubblegumm drops stupid cesors. 'pulls out exact replicca of jackal and starts shooting hot sauce in their face' "ah what the hell hot cauce burns." "well you never said what i could put in the water gun."
dte9021989 chapter 3 . 1/20/2010
It's not as funny as the Family Guy one, but you said this was one of your first ones so I can understand. Still funny as hell though. Wouldn't mind another chapter with Alucard giving it to Big Bird...and Seras for that matter, lolol
Lion in the Land chapter 3 . 11/18/2009
You sir are an absolute prince - guess what I just watched? That's right, with your help I found the clip that inspired it all. :D

Another funny chapter. I think my favorite line was from Alucard, when he grumbled: “Can't get blood from anywhere when you're a servant of Sesame Street.”

And Big Bird, always standing up for what's right. "Insult and Battery." hee hee

Alucard certainly did find an interesting way of getting out of it. The cut away to the mom and her kids was great. “I SAID TURN IT OFF!”

Nice finish to a very silly tale. ;)

Lion in the Land chapter 2 . 11/17/2009
Oh, come on - like you didn't already know every single word to the opening theme. O_o

Well, you took my Count away, but at least you gave him a quick demise, too quick for him to suffer, really. Will he be a familiar now?

The bleeping was bleeping hilarious. “What the bleeping bleep. Who the bleep do they think they are! I'm the mighty bleeping No-Life King! They have no right to bleeping censor me!” Hahahaahha! :D

Also, "H.E. Double Hockey Stick-sing organization" was quite funny.

I'm so sorry to hear that the Count had been leading a hollow existence. He always seemed to truly enjoy the counting, but it was just an act. :( At least he was put out of his misery. I was going to suggest that it might've been cool for the Count to talk in his accent, but then I remembered who I was talking to. :P

And now Alucard is bound in service. This should be good.

GenericSpider chapter 3 . 11/17/2009
"Mom, what's the new count doing to his assistant?"

LOL! Too bad the story never got to Alucard taking care of Elmo.
Lion in the Land chapter 1 . 11/16/2009
Oh, my gawd. I cannot even imagine how you're mind went here. I obviously knew the Count (my first vampire love) would be involved, but the idea that Hellsing was dispatched to do away with him is just hilarious. :D

I would love to see Alucard turning and looking at this big goofy bird who dared to take his gun - a bird who stands as tall or taller than him. I giggled especially hard when Seras thought, "Oh, how the castle's dark lord must've been loving that" The Count...a dark lord...hee hee hee. :D

Oh, but you really captured the little purple fella when you had him repeating the entire description of each soldier as he counted them. He would totally do that! Thanks for bringing back some fond childhood memories. ;)

Fun story. I'm glad I finally made it over.

ShineX chapter 3 . 8/15/2009
Very odd, but kinda funny. Nice job
ShineX chapter 1 . 8/15/2009
well this is interesting...
Elistax chapter 3 . 7/28/2009
i would comment more but i cant come up with any thoughts other than... "WTF!" really odd story... trying to imagin alucard being the count on sesame street...not working
When Darkness Rises chapter 3 . 6/6/2009
Woot woot, go Alucard!
When Darkness Rises chapter 1 . 6/6/2009
Frickin' hilarious! One of the most absurd / awesome crossovers ever!
Rhiannon Thanatos chapter 3 . 5/28/2009
Wow... ~giggle snort~

That was bleeping awesome! Dude, if they put Alucard and Seras on Sesame Street, I would watch every f-ing episode. Woot!
dogbertcarroll chapter 3 . 5/26/2009

I think he fits with his 'master' better, but still a good ending.
dogbertcarroll chapter 2 . 5/26/2009
Why do I have the feeling that the censors have a lot of tentacles?
dogbertcarroll chapter 1 . 5/26/2009
LOL! Crossovers don't come much crazier.
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