Reviews for Cullen Crust
anonymous chapter 1 . 10/29/2010
eww
mrsleezcullen chapter 1 . 7/23/2010
ooh! Funny! that was hilarious! Did u make it up? LOL! x
kasswrites chapter 1 . 5/12/2009
Lolly, my dear, this is genius.

I sang this in the halls of my school . Really.

My best friend tried to kill me, and i got the weirdest looks ever.

but it was worth it XD

Love Kassy
tammi chapter 1 . 5/5/2009
hahaha! you should really put a warning at the top telling people to take a deep breath before they read. I was laughing so hard that i actually went blue.
DudeLooksLikeALady chapter 1 . 12/23/2008
And that, my friends, is genius.
Anya-Paradox chapter 1 . 12/8/2008
I love how you threw that one last jab in with Aro. ahaha, Best line ever : "I put my ointments on Edward Jr. every day to fix Draclamydia." Draclamydia! Love em.
Chrissy-x-Cullen chapter 1 . 10/1/2008
-dies peeing self laughing-

i really need to run far away from these few pages containing your crude humour because one day i am going to explode... but i just cant face the idea of turing the computer off right now... laughing is healthy.. right... right.. right?

... am i not getting an answer coz everyone else died laughing? :S
fuckface69 chapter 1 . 9/6/2008
...i dont know whether to laugh my head off...or to crawl in a corner and never come out again...both? (crazed manical laughing)
Graffigraphy chapter 1 . 8/6/2008
Oh my God. That was so funny. And now I'm choking I'm laughing so hard.
Lady Sioux chapter 1 . 7/27/2008
omg! thats was funny! lol
Jenna chapter 1 . 7/23/2008
Holy. CRAP. The first time I read this, I believe I laughed until I cried and then cried until I could manage to laugh again. And I'm sure that I peed my pants in between all of that.

Where somebody comes up with this, I don't know. But it's GENIUS!
lilichan47 chapter 1 . 7/9/2008
laughing hysterically. That is the worst yet most hilarius thing i've ever read!
Dormant Blue chapter 1 . 7/8/2008
LMAO!

CULLEN CRUST!
Giggle Angel chapter 1 . 7/8/2008
hahaha, ok. that was sick and hilarious in so many ways. LOVED IT!
bringmeback chapter 1 . 6/28/2008
Oh my! I loved this one too - but I think I like the Who is Gay one better.

Can't wait to see you sing it!
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