|Reviews for How to Make Near Snap in Thirty Point Four Days|
| Eve chapter 4 . 8/19/2008
this is the best matt/mello fic ive ever read. the last one was so funny i amost died laughing. hope you can make the next one soon.
| Tall Tails - Feline Jaye chapter 4 . 8/15/2008
Mello's so manipulative.
| I-Heart-Hatake-Kakashi chapter 4 . 8/12/2008
yay!... update... love this fic..
wait... it's a oneshot collection now?... i thought it was multi-chaptered... actually though... makes sense... XP
i love Mello... he's so... so awesome... love his brazen defiance... did i mention i love him?... XP
mello and near?... oh yeah, that's definitely a punishment for him...
"Matt and Mello suddenly looked at each other, neither unable to conceal their huge malicious grin." HAHAHAH... well they took it well... lol...
HA... Near's maids... lol...
"Matt was about to smile, but Mello suddenly shouted, “No! Not that! Roger, please!”" o... Mello's got something planned...
i think making this a oneshot collection is an excellent idea... it definitely would work... good luck with that... love the end of the beginning... great title btw.. XP...
| puddingcup chapter 4 . 8/11/2008
Oh dear... I'm worried now... Poor, Poor Near... But of course he will escape all their pranks... right? RIGHT?
| CabiidO chapter 4 . 8/11/2008
:( ... buu I will miss you girls you always made me laugh :D
I'll be waiting the little oneshots and if you make stories pm me and I'll be sure to read and review :D
take care girLs (:
| THUNDERISH chapter 3 . 7/10/2008
:D that was so funny. lol mello wanted to set near on fire. XD
YAY MATT TAKE OFF YOUR SHIRT AGAIN!
i luff RE4. It's sucks that RE5 keeps getting delayed. D: /non related
| I-Heart-Hatake-Kakashi chapter 3 . 7/10/2008
simpons? dracula?... lol... already i can't wait and see what you've cooked up... oh wait (geeze... maybe 3 hours of sleep not so good for studying, if i can't even read the next line that says it's not in here... well, can't wait til i see those included then.. XP)
aw... i get another dedication? too sweet XD thanks girls!
ok... seriously... sleep deprived cos i took me three reads before i figured out the brightly growing green numbers meant an alarm clock or something... i'm right, right?...lol
lol... should have just moved on to the second sentenced... D'OH!
ah... knuckle cracking... so not good... i'm sure it has nothing to do with my hand pains right now, but because of it, i've become ever sensitive about hearing knuckle cracking lately... i will say though, i effect a simple sentence can have is pretty powerful... come to think of it, that would SO be a good oneshot theme... just a whole chappy on knuckle cracking... XP
"“I say we turn this even grosser.”" ... i'm sorry, that just made me chuckle... lol... especially with the image of an excited Matt jumping out of bed...XP
"Mello almost face-planted with unbelief. “That is way too cliché, Matt. Can’t you go a little bit deeper than that?”" poor Matt :insert sad face for Matt: ... Mello's too serious for even a practical joke... lol... so him...
Fire alarm! that was what i was thinking too... lol... although I kind of like Matts idea more... soon as i saw it, i threw out my fire alarm idea... but then mello brought it up XP...
"get trampled by the rest of the orphans!”" omg... he's so mean... totally not the pranking spirit... he's doing it cos he hates Near... so mean... XP...
"Dracula laugh and the Mr. Burns’ finger thing." ... i thought no simpsons/dracula mention til another chapter... *runs up to check* okay apparently read that wrong... yeah... sleep deprived indeed XP
I disagree... i still think Matt's idea is more feesable... when you gotta go, you gotta go... i can't imagine Near really being a panicky person anyway... so the fire alarm thing... mello's wrong...
a reason? omg! they're going to set a fire...
omg, they are!
omg... set Near on fire?...omg
"mister I-adore-to-make-things-blow-up-in-my-spare-time" hehehe... i had no idea... i'm liking Matt more and more... XP
"A little detail they had forgotten to consider: the door was covered by the chocolate-wrapper tarp." oh... good, good... i forgot about that too... good job there... XP
"“Mello. Is. Going. To. Butcher. Me.”" hahaha...
how could mello forget? tsk tsk tsk... and he's supposed to be the smart one...
"Mello stoically said, “Matt, I knew all along about the tarp. I wanted to see if you were smart enough to deduce it. You have failed me, Matt.”" huh?... omg... what?...
"a pure expression of “what the hell is wrong with you” stuck to his face" ... oh yeah... that'd be my face 24/7 if i were around Mello I think... XP
"Either going outside to wait for the other kids to give them news about their prank, or to see a substance-covered Near sprawled on the floor with orphans trampling him over." gee... wonder which they'll pick... hehehe
huh... wonder if Near decides to jump out the window... i mean it is the fastest way out...
"“Smooth, Mello, smooth. He wasn’t even in the damned room.”" hahahah...omg... hahaha...
Bulk Barn.. sound fun... lol... loved Alexz's author's note... lol...
awesome job... can't wait to see what the 30 days left have in store for Mello and Matt... err... Near... lol.. XP
| Tall Tails - Feline Jaye chapter 3 . 7/9/2008
... It never occured to them to CHECK TO SEE WHERE NEAR WAS!
(Nice stuff. can't wait for the thirty more).
| Tall Tails - Feline Jaye chapter 1 . 7/9/2008
Hm... interesting so far...
| CabiidO chapter 3 . 7/9/2008
hahahhaa xD I can't believe it Near wasn't in Wammy's house XD anyways thankz for updatin this is so cool I want to see Near snapp xD Maybe with a Matt or Mello naked xD ( J/K) update soonn :D take care keep up the good work and Alex get a life haha kiiding xD bye :D
| Attack Of The Brains chapter 3 . 7/9/2008
Well that truly was an epic fail... Hahaha. XD
| Daisukeismyboyfriend chapter 2 . 7/4/2008
Wow...a chapter has been dedicated to me. I feel loved. -basks in momentary glory-
Mello needs to give me some of those pictures.
And will Near ever get up? Jeez, he must be a sound sleeper. Lol, a chocolate tarp. That is...uh...creative? Ha, awesome.
| Attack Of The Brains chapter 2 . 7/3/2008
You must update as soon as possible. I'm serious. I need to know how this is going to turn out. :D
| I-Heart-Hatake-Kakashi chapter 2 . 7/3/2008
fast fast now... sorry...
“I forgot my DS.” ... hehehe... definitely NOT normal...
and apparently somewhat easily manipulated by Mello... or Mello's just that smart XP
against the top of the door? are they going to pour something on Near, or are they putting it to block Near's exit?...
“When my DS is missing, so is my mind…” hehehe... yeah... so not normal... but i'm like him more and more... especially together with Mello... lol
hahaha... they glued themselves to the wall?...lol
"bitterly, Mello began muttering something about plans of gluing Matt’s DS closed or something the sort" hehehe
“Just don’t drop anything on it, or it won’t work anymore.” ... oh yeah, mello's definitely smart...
“Do you have any idea how much your fangirls will pay for that shot? Heck, that’s bound to give me enough money to buy myself an entire store full of chocolate!” hahahah... so unexpected, but so funny...lol
hahahah... funny ending... poor matt... lol
| I-Heart-Hatake-Kakashi chapter 1 . 7/3/2008
omg, been so busy haven't have a time to check out fanfic lately... and now you have 2 chapters to review... gotta get to them before they increase XP...
sorry if its a bit short, but turns out my paper due in 4 weeks... is due monday now (well not the final one, just a full draft apparently)... eek... okay, on to review!
i'm kind of curious how these co-author stories work... wondering if one voice (author's) comes off stronger than the other, or if it's a 3rd voice altogether... sorry, weird thoughts... sleep deprivation and bad arthritis pain(... aren't I too young for that?...eek) has my head spinning...
anyway, reading now...
"He died anyways." either excellent placement or coincidence... but I was just thinking, "why does everyone like Matt so much? he only showed up for like 5 seconds on the anime and like 2 panels in the manga, didn't he?" and then read that line... and it just just made me laugh, cos that's all he did he, and yet, that enough to make him so loved... lol
smart... chocolate bar... definitely a good way to avoid a screaming mello... lol
hehehe... i expected the chocolate to be placed in his mouth in order to wake Mello but... but this way works much better... lol
oh he did shove it in his mouth!..XP
hahaha... "I started the minute we agreed on the plan.";"That was yesterday at lunchtime, Mello." i can so imagine how many chocolate wrappers that was... lol..
oh, yikes... have to hurry now...
180 chocolates... wow...
Guinness World Records... funny... I'm starting to like Matt now...
“Why are we doing this again?” ; ”Because we’re us, and he’s him." lol... poor Near... eheheh... great reasoning though.
“And… because we’re bored.” ... lol... apparently Matt is actually normal... lol... but I liked the previous excuse just fine... that would have been enough to convince me...lol
i take it back... he's not normal either... lol
I loved it! on to next chapter... probably short review there...