I best the hat did not bother to let the boys near it. It probably just pointed its tip towards the boys and said, “Slytherin, may the gods have mercy on all your souls. Hail the future Dark Lords of Chaos.”

Upon word getting out, the goblin-lawyers state looking for ways to upgrade the Weasley damage clause in Hogwart’s insurance policy to include Scorpius, as an honorary Weasley for the purpose of excluding any damages to the school. The shopkeeper of Diagon Ally tell the Potter-Weasley-Malfoys that any future business will be done via Owl order lest their plans cause the next Great Fire of London, making the Blitz look like a like minor renovation project.

Pat Squared

Clever boys indeed

Hilarious!

that was one of the funniest one-shots I've ever read, thank you!

Hahaha, what a fun one-shot! Albus and Scorpius are so clever in how they manipulate their dads, and trying to one-up each other like this is something that I can really see Draco and Harry doing!

Loved it! Dramatic Draco at his best!

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I love this. The kids' scheming especially.

Nice fic!

This made me smile! Great job, and keep on writing :)

Those snakes! XD
I gotta say, I predicted that they would team up like that!
You gotta love Al and Scorp!

I love your fics, please keep writing crackup one shots

Nice!

I'd forgotten how much I love your one shots like this. Absolutely hilarious, and some of my personal favorites. Great work!

For some reason, the song "Anything You Can Do (I Can Do Better)" comes to mind.

AWWWWWW yasssss this is a good one thanks you ahhahaa