Reviews for I Hate You, Goldberry
Estel Star-Kindler chapter 1 . 8/21/2008
This is fantastic! A really good parody :) I've just re-read the Silmarillion too, so this was perfectly timed. Very funny, and well done - both comtemporary *and* true to Tolkien.

Loadsa love, Estel x
Virtuella chapter 1 . 8/17/2008
He takes bi-monthly showers? LOL! Very amusing poem.

I think "red pants" would have given you a better rhythm. In the third verse, second line, there is a double "are".
aisarikka chapter 1 . 7/7/2008
whahahaha! nice one!
Calenlass Greenleaf1 chapter 1 . 7/6/2008
Heh. :)

Liked it a lot!

Cal
Nieriel Raina chapter 1 . 7/5/2008
*snort* I missed this earlier. LMAO! This is hyserical! Great parody! I don't usually like parody, but this is funny.

"He’s burlier, too, and bi-monthly takes showers,"

And this had me howling!
Aelaer chapter 1 . 7/5/2008
As a fan of Luthien and Beren's story... all I can say is brilliant. Great use of humor and rhyming couplets :D
the-dolphins-way chapter 1 . 7/3/2008
LoL... this is AWESOME... If I wrote down all my fav parts in this poem, I would probably write the whole blimey thing down...yea this is uber cool!

the-dolphins-way
chou-fleur chapter 1 . 7/3/2008
Ahahahahaha this is wonderful! I was reading the part about Goldberry in the book just yesterday, what perfect timing!

"Plus, I’d never canoodle a doof in orange pants."

This was my favorite part! So what if Tom's pants aren't actually orange... :] Well done!
somebody chapter 1 . 7/3/2008
I don't like the language.
Halfelven hero chapter 1 . 7/3/2008
OMG... FUNNY!

Well-done!

Thansk for sharing,

best wishes