Reviews for Midnight Desire
hmerdan chapter 7 . 23m
Reading this story for the first time since watching Big Mouth, and I can’t help but hear the monster as Maury the Hormone Monster
quartkneerocks chapter 10 . 5/27
In my head the monster is voiced by Will Arnett
palmtreehead chapter 20 . 6/5/2021
Ahaha again love it. Of course a smart girl who wants to enjoy sex with her very generous boyfriend would go on the pill, thanks for more laughs
palmtreehead chapter 19 . 6/5/2021
Well I can assert that dads can indeed be in very strong denial - mine didn’t have to worry about boys when I was a teenager (I was way too shy on that score) but he believed I didn’t drink despite picking me up from friends’ parties after consuming enough shots to cause memory gaps. He’d even ask if I wanted to practice driving home and accepted the excuse I was too tired! Hilarious parody, thanks for sharing
palmtreehead chapter 17 . 6/5/2021
Ahaha ‘what do you mean by a lot?’ That is gold. Thanks for sharing
palmtreehead chapter 9 . 6/5/2021
Oh man, the visual of his monster sobbing in defeat because Jacob is awesome and them picking itself up bravely... thanks for sharing!
palmtreehead chapter 4 . 6/4/2021
Oh man this is hilarious. Poor Edward, terrible to try to make her think she’s imagining things but does seem understandable he’d be terrified of the potential for humiliation since he’s horrified by himself. Thanks for sharing
palmtreehead chapter 3 . 6/4/2021
Hahaha, I love it that his ‘revulsion’ could totally be explained by extreme embarrassment. Thanks for sharing
SaturnTails chapter 1 . 10/6/2020
Great concept! I’m reading some fan fiction while I wait for Midnight Sun from the library, so this seems like the perfect hilarious choice.
Alexlc chapter 26 . 9/21/2020
Loved this story. I too am a perv. I do think these teens are more accurately depicted than the original. I suppose there may be creatures out there that still want to wait for marriage but if so I have never met any. Oh and the monster cracked me up. So damn funny. Thanks for writing.
Guest chapter 11 . 9/12/2020
This is like the sweetest porn ever. Edward is trying so hard to restrain himself and be a gentleman. The monster metaphor is great. Your Twilight with just lust and not bloodlust is hilarious.
Drithligh chapter 7 . 5/6/2020
I don't know why I find that a teenage boy's attempt to seduce a girl might include pickled frogs to be so funny; but I do. I really do.
KDMCAM chapter 20 . 3/13/2020
I knew it!
KDMCAM chapter 2 . 3/13/2020
I did not even grasp he was dreaming. I thought wow this is happening really fast but i'm not complaing!
StrawberryFreesia chapter 24 . 10/20/2019
The monster is hilarious
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