I love the monster, so freaking funny!

I have loved this story. Thank so much for sharing. Hot and steamy, and not just the showers!

Yea Bella. Exactly how much do you mean by a lot?!

‘The monster’ is cracking me up!

Dun dun dunnnnnnnnn

Holy hell, and that’s just a kiss?! *fans self

Genius! This is so funny!

I’m loving this story. Thanks so much for sharing.

Reading this story for the first time since watching Big Mouth, and I can’t help but hear the monster as Maury the Hormone Monster

In my head the monster is voiced by Will Arnett

Ahaha again love it. Of course a smart girl who wants to enjoy sex with her very generous boyfriend would go on the pill, thanks for more laughs

Well I can assert that dads can indeed be in very strong denial - mine didn’t have to worry about boys when I was a teenager (I was way too shy on that score) but he believed I didn’t drink despite picking me up from friends’ parties after consuming enough shots to cause memory gaps. He’d even ask if I wanted to practice driving home and accepted the excuse I was too tired! Hilarious parody, thanks for sharing

Ahaha ‘what do you mean by a lot?’ That is gold. Thanks for sharing

Oh man, the visual of his monster sobbing in defeat because Jacob is awesome and them picking itself up bravely... thanks for sharing!

Oh man this is hilarious. Poor Edward, terrible to try to make her think she’s imagining things but does seem understandable he’d be terrified of the potential for humiliation since he’s horrified by himself. Thanks for sharing